Disabled Gay Couple Kicked Out of Kentucky Public Pool, Because “It’s In The Bible”. Hey, it’s Kentucky; you were expecting tolerance and respect for diversity?
An Amish Criminal Case In Kentucky. Hey, it’s Kentucky…oh, never mind….
No, Your Kitten Doesn’t Want Piercings. Goth kittens? Man, you can find anything on eBay these days.
Paul Ryan’s Medicare plan is ‘sweetness,’ ‘light,’ ‘rainbows’ and ‘kittens’. And I’m the freakin’ Queen of England.
GOP Civil War Erupts: Tea Party Freshman Rips Chamber CEO Tom Donahue. Don’tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young? I know it gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling.
Scary Senator Invites You To Touch Him on the iPhone. This is just creepy….
Seven Ways Scott Walker and the GOP Are Still Trying to Screw Wisconsin’s Poor, Working Class, and Just About Everybody Else. Is Scott Walker the Black Angel of Death? And how is it that he got himself elected? Is he that gifted a liar??
After Accepting $290,000 from Tobacco Industry, House Conservatives Push ‘Cigarettes For Children’ Amendment. Hey, as long as it’s happening to someone else’s children, what’s there to worry about?
Pakistan Starts Rounding Up People Who Helped Us Kill Bin Laden. No good deed goes unpunished….
Why Do Conservatives Presume That God Wants Them to Run for President? (He Probably Doesn’t). Hmm…arrogance, religiosity, and hubris come to mind….
Tea Party Summer Camp To Teach Belief In God And Selfishness. Because REAL Americans look out for #1.
Wall Street Gets Paid, Taxpayers Get Flayed. Quelle surprise.
Newt Gingrich’s Shirtless Photo Will Haunt You Forever. OHMIGOD!! MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!!
Fifth Circuit Suggests Undocumented Immigrants Have No Fourth Amendment Rights. Hey, it’s not like they’re real people with real human rights or anything.
Apple Store Employees Aren’t Allowed to Say ‘Unfortunately’. Because in AppleWorld, the sun always shines…and never is heard a discouraging word.
Obama Hits Up Wall Street ‘Fat Cats’ For Reelection Funds, But What About Jobs?. Jobs? Uh…wait they were supposed to focus on creating jobs??