The Rise and Fall of the South Carolina Democratic Party. Wait…South Carolina has a Democratic Party? I thought all Liberals had been summarily executed by state law.
Palin Weighs In On Weiner Resignation. Being a staunch law-and-order Conservative, she wants a stiff sentence to ensure that Weiner does some hard time.
On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph. Dude’s my new hero for taking multitasking to a whole new level.
Mitt Romney — Net Worth Over $200 Million — Tells Unemployed People ‘I’m Also Unemployed’. Mitt Romney to the millions of unemployed Americans: “$#%& you, I’m rich.”
San Francisco May Ban Goldfish. The crackers?? Son of a…I LOVE those tiny, tasty little crackers!
10 Of The Craziest Things Michele Bachmann Has Ever Said. The challenge, of course, was in reducing the list to only ten.
Bachmann’s Unrivaled Extremism. Michele Bachmann and extremism go together like strippers and professional athletes.
Beck vs. Schultz: Huge Feud Erupts. Don’tcha just LOVE a good cat fight? Especially when it’s completely and utterly pointless??
Libyan Rebels are Raging Potheads. Dude, Dave’s not here, man….
Tim Pawlenty aspires to bankrupt nation. Yeah, like he has a snowball’s chance in Hell of ever becoming President.
Progressives ‘Break Up’ With Obama. Too many broken promises. Too much compromise. Too little spine. What a horrible disappointment.
Kids Fined for Operating Lemonade Stand Without Permit. Cue the outrage over mistreating cute kids and the denial of the primacy of capitalism in 4…3…2….
Saudi Arabian Women Launch Campaign For Right To Drive. I’m still trying to wrap my head around what could possibly make this such a radical idea.
The Bachmann millionaire subtractor. Bankrupting American, one tax break for billionaires at a time.
Understanding Vancouver’s ‘Hockey Riot’. Sorry, but no matter what you say, there’s no explanation or justification or rationalization for this sort of senseless public mayhem.
Tea Party Congressman Drowns American Flag. Rep. Allen West (R-FL) may fancy himself a holier-than-thou uber-patriot…but in flying an American flag underwater, he’s also in violation of the law. You’d think a SuperPatriot would know better, right?
