Man Gets Fired After Wife Gets Cancer. Compassion: yer doon it rong!!
PHOTOS: If GOP Candidates Were ‘Simpsons’ Characters. Scary doesn’t begin to describe it.
Dan Choi Rips Up Obama Flyer: ‘I Won’t Support Obama If He Doesn’t Endorse Marriage Equality’. Obama courted the LGBT community in 2008…and then abandoned them as soon as he was sworn in. He can’t expect that there won’t be consequences.
Man Uses Shotgun to Remove Wart from Finger. The good news is that the wart is gone. The bad news is that our Ph.D. candidate is down to nine fingers.
As Richest Pay Lowest Taxes In A Generation, Bachmann Would End Income Tax For 23,000 Millionaires. Hey, come on now…if we don’t take care of the oligarchy, who will??
R.I.P. Weiner Jokes. And just when they were beginning to get good….
New Apple technology blocks you from taking concert video with your iPhone. Big Brother really IS watching….
Boehner’s Pledge To See That The Law Is Followed ‘Whether Or Not He Agrees With It’ Doesn’t Apply To Health Care. Finally, he cops to the Republican definition of the “rule of law.”
The Complete Guide To Stupid Sexual Harassment Defense Arguments. Man, I really should have gone to law school.
House GOP Slashes Food Safety Funding Because ‘The Private Sector Self-Polices’. That’s the beautiful thing about capitalism: it’s a totally self-correcting system!!
Dell Schanze, Astoria Column Paragliding Daredevil, Is Also Utah’s Craziest Tea Party Gubernatorial Candidate. The Tea Party: politics for the heavily medicated.
Report: Paul Ryan May Personally Benefit From Preserving Billions In Taxpayer Oil Subsidies. Quelle surprise….
Wall Street Set To Cut Spending, Staffing Due To New Regulations. Oh, no…however will I be able to make the monthly payments on my Maybach??
Texas Sen. Chris Harris Tells Spanish Speaker He ‘Should Be Speaking English’ During Committee Hearing. And while we’re on the subject of assimilation, why aren’t you White??
Oprah determined to get O.J. Simpson to confess to murder. Good luck with that…but you can probably find him on a golf course.
Meet Anthony Weiner’s Heckler. Or, as we here at WWJD like to call him, “The Human Douchebag.”
