If You Want To Play Soccer In Australia, Please Remove Your Genital Piercings First. Seems like sound advice, no?
Rick Perry Might Do Something, Who Knows?. Or he might not. In the meantime, the media will continue massaging his substantial ego.
Of Course The Pill-Popping Couple Charged With Four Pharmacy Murders Got Engaged At An Islanders Game. Of course, where else would they have pledged their undying love?
Detroit Public Schools Budget: Cuts, Cuts, Cuts. Why worry about educating kids if you think they’re just going to end up working at WalMart, anyway?
Did Bachmann just reject American exceptionalism?. If it serves her purpose, absolutely.
Woman sterilized after state deemed her ‘promiscuous’. Here’s a question for Conservatives: How’s that “small government” thing working out for you?
Loving Thy Neighbor. I have sex with the couple next door. Should I tell my kids about it?. Only if he can be sure that the state won’t sterilize him.
Under New Law, Kansas May Become First State Where A Woman Cannot Get An Abortion. Roe v. Wade isn’t being dismantled with sledgehammer blows. It’s being nibbled to death by a patient, persistent, and committed battle against the right to abortion being waged by nibbling around the edges.
Chart: New GOP Governors Tanking Nationwide. This is what happens when you reveal yourself to be an evil bastard who promised to represent the people of your state…and then, once elected, proceeded to screw them to the benefit of your rich benefactors.
Can That 51-Year-Old Actor Have Sex Legally With His 16-Year-Old Wife, Courtney Stodden?. He’s the same age I am…and I can’t imagine wanting to marry a 16-year-old. God Bless America….
How comfort foods work like Prozac. Well, DUH…that’s why they’re called “comfort foods”.
Scientists hope to uncover Shakespeare’s drug use. Dave, wherefore art thou? Dude…Dave’s not here, man.
Ky. ag commissioner candidate says calls to withdraw from race after jokes are ‘ridiculous’. “Barefoot, toothless inbreds”? Man, Dude was on a ROLL….
I climbed Everest… and found the body of my best friend near the summit. You know, I’d always wondered what happened to the poor guy.
Our new language of perpetual war. We’re raising a generation who will very likely come of age never having known a day in which America was at peace. How sad is that?
Beck To Visit Auschwitz To Figure Out ‘How Did This Happen?’. Uh, did someone sleep through 10th-grade World History??
