Imported Beavers Gnaw Away At Argentina’s Forests. Hmm…nice beaver. ;-)
Chris Wallace Asks Michele Bachmann: ‘Are You A Flake?’. That Wallace even felt it appropriate to ask the question should be taken as indication of what a looney toon Bachmann is.
Bachmann Supports New York’s Right To Enact Marriage Equality Law. When can a Conservative spin something they oppose to their political advantage? Whenever they damned well choose.
Rick Perry’s Top Controversies. Presented for your listening and dancing pleasure.
The search is on for a bold thief who took aim at a local dollar store twice. A dollar store? Twice? Well, I think we can safely rule out anyone with an advanced degree and/or anyone with an IQ over 60.
Houston man forced to pay child support for child that DNA proves isn’t his. I don’t care what the DNA test says. She says it’s yours, and so it’s yours. Pay up!
CHRISTIE SAYS HE WAS ‘DAMN RIGHT’ TO TREAT CONSTITUENT RUDELY. I’M THE G—DAMN KING OF THE WORLD…er, GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY, BEEYOTCHES!!!
Conan reveals just how left-wing “Cars 2” really is. Damn the Hollywood Liberal Elite!!
American Teachers Do More Work for Less Pay Than Their International Peers. Those who can teach. Those who can’t bitch about how overpaid teachers are. Yeah, right….
Romney And Bachmann Lead In Iowa, Poll Shows. Reports of the death of the GOP may not have been so premature after all.
The Cost Of War: $20 Billion On Air Conditioning. This is what happens when you fight two wars in Hell.
Dog Escapes And Decides To Run Marathon. No one thought much of it until the dog won by 45 seconds…and immediately demanded steak.
Five Films That Prove Cameron Diaz Can Act. Citizen Kane? No?? Uh…Reefer Madness? No?? How about American Pie 2?? No?? Damn, I give up….
Devil of a time with City of Angels’ name: Proper pronunciation has perplexed a plethora of people. Hey, “Los Angeles” is easy when you compare it to what some scholars believe is the city’s full name: “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.” Yeah, good luck with that one….
Overworked America: 12 Charts that Will Make Your Blood Boil. Doing more with less…or how your employer gets away with requiring ever more of you without having to increase your compensation. Hey, if you won’t do it, there are plenty of unemployed folks who will, right?
Teacher Charged With Cyberstalking Roils North Carolina Town. Old and busted: Female teachers molesting their teenage students. New hotness: Female teachers cyberstalking their teenage students. Indeed….
Don’t Quit My Day Job. So, how’s that Liberal Arts degree working out for you??
