The Nazi Sex Doll That Almost Was. Any story with a title like that is already ahead of the game, right??
New Hampshire Defunds Planned Parenthood, Tells Women: If You Want To Party, ‘Don’t Ask Me To Pay For It’. When you view women as property, this is probably about the best one could reasonably expect.
Ron Paul Is Retiring From Congress. This might be news worth celebrating…if Paul had ever actually accomplished anything.
Pro-Voucher Tea Party Group Admits It Wants To ‘Shut Down Public Schools And Have Private Schools Only’. Because, really; doesn’t the free market do EVERYTHING better?
Robber Beat Up by Hair Salon Owner and Kept as Sex Slave. Seems like a fair trade, no??
Boehner abandons responsibility to protect full faith and credit of U.S. Because the only thing that REALLY matters is electing Republicans…by any means necessary. If it takes bringing down the U.S. economy, well, that’s just the cost of doing business.
Drug Lord Brother of Afghan President Assassinated. Evidently, it’s a very good day to be an enterprising heroin dealer in southern Afghanistan.
Glenn Beck Addresses The Israeli Knesset, Admits He ‘Doesn’t Know Many Palestinians Or Jewish People’. Like that limits him from engaging in his unique form of verbal vomit….
Dayton: ‘The future of Minnesota is at stake’. Minnesota is a microcosm of what the GOP would like to do to America. Still glad you voted Republican??
GOP Leaders Say Raising Debt Limit Is Imperative, But Also A Concession On Their Part. Because when you think you hold the keys to the Kingdom, this is about all you can reasonably expect.
Outrage in Washington: Michelle Obama Ate a Burger Yesterday. The well-funded vegan lobby was reportedly apoplectic.
LAURA INGRAHAM: ‘IDIOTIC’ FOR TIM PAWLENTY TO ENDORSE LADY GAGA’S ‘CULTURAL DECAY’. Yeah, like I’d grant a harpie like Ingraham the last word on ANY issue….
“4-D” movies come to New York, despite potential hearing loss and nausea. It’s not a movie unless you’re bleeding from your ears.
As Wages Stagnate, The Typical American Family Is Working 26 Percent Longer Than In 1975. If Republicans have their way, this will only continue to get worse.
Jealous Ex-Boyfriend Breaks In, Shaves Woman’s Head. You know you have some SERIOUS anger management issues when….
Beware: New Drug-Resistant Gonorrhea Strain Has Arrived. Now all we need is a little famine and pestilence for the trifecta.
