GOP Congressman: Government Needs To ‘Sacrifice’ And Lay Off More Workers. Because what this country really needs is MORE people without an income.
‘No sex with the sun god demon! Vote Perry! #Maddow’. So you think you know why the global economy is circling the drain? No, I don’t think you do….
Steve King: ‘I Don’t Trust The Words Of Any Source’. He finally admitted that he only listens to the voices in his head.
The Economy Explained: Either Way, You’re Screwed. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
Second City parodies Michele Bachmann’s husband’s dubious sexuality. Why else would he be so virulently anti-gay? Kinda makes you wonder what deep, dark secret he’s hiding, eh?
Minnesota Shutdown Blues: No Beer, No Cigarettes, and Poop Everywhere. Welcome to the new Tea Party World Order. VOTE TEAPUBLICAN!!!
Man busted with 10 kilos of cocaine in Ann Arbor had 4 children with him, records show. Well, perhaps he needed someone to help him distribute all that Bolivian marching powder.
Meet The Indonesian Workers Who Make Your Nikes: 50 Cent Hourly Wages, Beatings, And Humiliation. But they sure feel good on your feet, don’t they??
Sex Offender Granted Unlimited Access to Child Pornography in Prison. Ain’t America grand??
Deep In the Heart (Attack) of Texas - Update!. As if you need any evidence to back up Houston being consistently one of the fattest cities in the country….
British scientists create a real-life invisibility cloak. Evidently, they’re going to test it on Rick Perry and John Hagee. Pray that it works….
Casey Anthony Found Disguised as Black Man in Philly. Man, that is some world-class plastic surgery.
Irish Report Finds Church Abuse Persisting; German Bishops Open Files. What; you thought the Catholic Church was actually going to FIX the problem??
John Kasich Dismisses Overwhelming Opposition To His Union-Busting Law As No Big Deal. “Look, just because if an election were to be held today I’d lose by 25 points…well, that doesn’t mean voters don’t wholeheartedly support my agenda.”
Man is walking 1,000 miles to marry Proclaimers-loving girlfriend. Let’s hope he has some comfortable shoes….
Levi Johnston’s Sister Is Posing for Playboy. This is exactly why I don’t subscribe to Playboy.
