Man Burns Down House Trying to Cremate His Rottweiler. This guy’s got to be all kinds of fun around the holidays when he tries to deep-fry a turkey.
White power pop duo Prussian Blue now stoners who “love diversity”. Dude, that’s righteous….
Woman Attempts To Sell Her Child For $500 At Taco Bell. Who has $500 at a Taco Bell??
The Racist and Homophobic Yard Sale Posting You Won’t Believe. So, you’re having a yard sale, but you won’t sell to gay people, Muslims, and/or illegal immigrants? Well, good luck making any more there, Racist Rita….
Casual sex expert says casual sex doesn’t make someone promiscuous. No, it just means they’re probably having WAY more fun than you are.
RNC: Obama Should Be Investigated For ‘Criminal Behavior’. Right; just as soon as Republicans are investigated for greed, corruption, and criminal ineptitude.
FLASHBACK: Rick Perry Once Supported The Largest Tax Hike In Texas History. Move along, people…no hypocrisy here…nothing to see….
Six Incredible Uses For Poop. Uh…I got nothin’….
Reader: TSA Agent Cracks Timothy McVeigh Joke That Would Probably Have Gotten Me Detained. We’re the TSA, beeyotches…we can do what we damned well please….
Neuroscience and Doc Ellis’ acid trip. It was the ’70s, man. A lot of things from that era are unexplainable.
Neighbors Are Mad At Guy Who Got $300K House For $16. I can’t imagine why…. ;-)
No, We Won’t End Up Like Greece: 5 Reasons Conservative Fear-Mongering Is Totally Wrong. Perhaps because they live in a fact- and evidence-free environment.
CAIN: ROMNEY ‘CAN’T WIN’ BECAUSE HE HAS NOT DONE ‘A GOOD JOB OF EXPLAINING HIS RELIGION’. Wow, is Herman Cain a major-league bigot or what??
Texting While Walking Is Now a Crime in Philadelphia. When texting is outlawed, only outlaws will text.
Know your john: first major study looks at men who buy sex. The study’s first conclusion: these guys have way too much money.
Penniless No-Name Candidate to Make Presidential Bid Official. I’ll take Buddy Roemer for $500, Bob….
