‘Republicanity’—The GOP Transformation is Nearly Complete . Wake up and smell the tea, y’all…the GOP is now a full-fledged religious movement.
As Economy Sinks, Sex Toy Sales Go Through the Roof. Well, it IS cheaper than maintaining a relationship with a real, flesh-and-blood person…and we’re all about reducing spending, right??
Couples in relationships spy on each other. And in other news, water is wet, pain hurts, and the sun rises in the east.
Rep. Allen West: I’m A Threat To Liberals Because ‘I’m The Guy That Got Off Their 21st Century Plantation’. West is really a threat only to himself…and anyone who flaunts their ignorance and inflexible Right-wing orthodoxy so openly doesn’t have to worry about being taken seriously. By anyone.
Beer Is Now Officially Alcoholic In Russia. No, it was classified as a dessert topping AND a floor wax.
Koch And Exxon Pay To Write State Legislation Repealing Climate Change Laws. American Democracy: the finest government Right-wing money can buy.
God Has a 52 Percent Approval Rating. Which gives Her a much better shot at the GOP nomination than Mitt Romney or Michele Bachmann.
Grover Norquist And ATR Admit That The Expiration Of Bush Tax Cuts Does Not Violate Their Anti-Tax Pledge. Not that they won’t try to turn it to their advantage, of course.
Limbaugh: The Killer 116° Heat Index Is ‘Manufactured By The Government’. Jeebus, is there a bigger, more reliably and consistently WRONG ignoramus besides Limbaugh??
Horde of Gay Barbarians Glitterbomb Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic. Nah, y’all might like it just a little bit too much….
Surviving Tucson zoo giraffe in stable condition. You might just need a new line of work when…you kill a giraffe on one of your first days on the job.
Poll: 59% Of Americans Support Repealing Fossil-Energy Subsidies To Reduce Deficit. OK…remind me again why we need to subsidize an industry making record profits?
Child Bride Courtney Stodden and Creepy Old Husband Give Weirdest Interview Yet. Most normal people have a very simple one-word description for this sort of thing: pedophilia.
“Goddess” Bree Olson says she wanted sex “19 times a day”. Which probably made Charlie Sheen one very happy (and very tired) cowboy.
Florida GOP Rejects Money To Fight Child Abuse And Neglect. Well, Floriduh voters were silly enough to elect Rick Scott, so they can’t reasonably claim to be surprised that Scott’s trying to drag Floriduh back to the Stone Age.
The Quiznos Death Watch Begins. Enjoy a “Toasty Torpedo” while you still can….
