A Butter Knife, a Cigarette, and a Hernia. What are three items that should never be mentioned together in the same sentence, Alex.
Man Uses Goat, Pizza & Darth Vader Costume To Test Limits Of Apple Store’s Hospitality. It’s all checking to see if companies are true to their values, right??
Pat Buchanan: Norwegian Right-Wing Terrorist ‘Breivik May Be Right’. OK…so can we stop treating Buchanan as if he’s a legitimate spokesperson for Conservatives and just ignore him as the xenophobic, hateful troll he is?
Yet Another Pro-Life Ohio Lawmaker Charged With Drunk Driving. Yep, women are and should be the property of men…but boys will be boys….
Why Are Americans Still Giant Hypocrites About Sex?. Because for whatever reason, we seems unable to accept something that’s fun and feels good at face value.
Charts: Seriously, it’s the Bush tax cuts. How about we stop blaming Barack Obama and place the blame squarely where it belongs?
KRAUTHAMMER: BACHMANN IS ‘UNBELIEVABLY IRRESPONSIBLE’ ON DEBT CEILING. Don’tcha just LOVE watching Conservatives eat their young? Lord knows I do.
Voter ID Law Passed, Scott Walker Moves to Close DMVs in Dem Districts. If the poor won’t vote Republican, shy should they even be allowed to vote in the first place??
Parents Sued Over Banner Supporting Son In Marines. Gentleman, start your patriotism…and your hypocrisy!
Michele Bachmann Bravely Collects Salary For Not Doing Her Job. How many of us would be out of work if we shirked 40% of our responsibilities? So much for accountability….
Norwegian attacker blamed women. The man is a monster; how about we not find ways to rationalize his monstrosity?
Two English Lads Visit Their First Walmart, Make Cheeky Commentary. Not that those who think Walmart is the ultimate shopping experience will see the humor in this, of course.
Wealth Gap Between Whites And Minorities Is Widest In 25 Years. Or, as Republicans like to think of it, things are heading in exsactly the right direction.
You can’t own property if you are property. Who needs something so crass as slavery when you can accomplish the same thing under the radar? Welcome to the New GOP World Order.
Obama & Boehner Argue Details of Dismantling U.S. Government. Oh, man…the going-out-of-business sale ought to be EPIC.
MGD 64 Lemonade Dies An Early Death. Every now and again, something happens that demonstrates that the American Sheeple actually DO have standards.
