Camp Quest is atheists’ answer to Bible school. Hey, if Christians can devote their summers to indoctrinating children, why not Atheists??
Newt Gingrich Unlikely to Appear in More Climate Change Ads with Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, ‘cuz that’s just one more thing he’d have to walk back before the Right-wing lynch mobs take him out.
The Teen Suicide Epidemic in Michele Bachmann’s District. Because when you get right down to it, schools really don’t care about children dealing with issues relating to alternative sexuality.
Threat of Default Doesn’t Scare Constantly Bankrupt Donald Trump. He should know. Few Americans have filed for bankruptcy more often than Trump.
Amy Winehouse Sees Post-Death Sales Boost. Death can be a GREAT career move- just ask Elvis Presley. Well, if he wasn’t dead, of course.
The Help-Wanted Sign Comes With a Frustrating Asterisk. Welcome to the reality of your second-class status, Comrade.
House GOP: Grand Canyon Should Be a Uranium Mine. Hey, if you want natural beauty, go to Niagara Falls. At least there’s a casino there.
Thieves Are Using Facebook To Plan ‘Flashrob’ Swarms. Don’tcha just LOVE technology??
GOP Leaders Voted For Three Of The Biggest Debt Drivers, Costing $3.4 Trillion. The beautiful thing about being a Republican, of course, is never having to say you’re sorry.
Half of Men Would Dump Their Girlfriends for Getting Fat. ‘Cuz when you get right down to it, men are pigs.
Michele Bachmann’s $4,700 Hair and Makeup Bill. Being the Queen of Mean doesn’t come cheap.
Maine GOP Chair Accuses Students Of Committing Voter Fraud. Hey, if they’re not voting Republican, what else could it be BUT voter fraud?
Feds Hunt for Anonymous Hackers Who Crashed Toilet Paper Website. Man, talk about hitting us where we live….
Bachmann Sought Gov’t-Backed Loan She Condemned. OK, people…move along. No hypocrisy here…nothing to see here….
Napa High junior varsity softball coach arrested on suspicion of child molestation. Evidently, she was caught using her mouth for more than just coaching.
Woman Denied Sole Valedictorian Status Because of Race, Lawsuit Says. Hey, the Civil Rights Era called. They want their racism back.
