August 21, 2011 7:30 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

#WeAreAllFirebaggersNow. When a Democratic Administration is reduced to dissing a Liberal who has some actual solutions to offer, you have to wonder where we’re heading and what, if any, hope we really have.

King of The Know-Nothings: Perry’s Scarier Than Bush. Gov. Goodhair shouldn’t be trusted to manage a Dairy Queen in Paint Creek, much less the most powerful nation in the world.

Lavish Lifestyles of the Rich and Republican. Evidently, it does not suck to be Mitt Romney.

Perry Calls For Even Bigger Corporate Tax Repatriation Giveaway Than Corporations Have Asked For. Hey, it’s not as if the poor or middle class are going to line the GOP’s pockets, right?

The GOP’s War on Schools: Michele Bachmann leads charge to destroy public education. Who needz edumication when wee haz Jesus?

Billionaire Koch Responds To Buffett, Refuses Call For Shared Sacrifice. I got mine; you can damned well get your own. I didn’t scratch and claw my way to the top of the food chain to be giving stuff away.

Foobaww first!. Behold the future. It ain’t pretty….

Video: Todd Palin Admits Sarah Bailed As Governor to Make Money. Yeah, there’s NO way she was going to make the money she felt she deserved if she stayed in Alaska. Hey, a girl’s gotta dream….

Rick Perry Can’t Defend His Claim That Social Security Is Unconstitutional Because He’s ‘Got A Big Mouthful’. Gov. Goodhair, saved by a popover from having to answer a question he has NO idea how to answer.

Frank Schaeffer Denounces Michele Bachmann and Calls Her Christian Reconstructionist Politics ‘Anti-American’. Or, you could just call her politics what they truly are- batshit crazy.

As Bank Profits Soar, Gingrich Claims Dodd-Frank Is ‘Killing The Banking Industry Now’. Man, if that’s what dying feels like, how about putting a bullet in the back of my skull right now??

Jon Huntsman: Maybe Not Anti-Science, But Definitely Anti-Women’s Rights . Everything will be just fine once women can finally admit that they’re rightful place is as the property of men.

Why the Mainstream Media Are Clueless About the Religious Right. Because they’re terrified of the fundies??

Coburn Suggests Taking Care of The ‘Frail Elderly’ Is Unconstitutional Because ‘That’s A Family Responsibility’. Right; how about we just set them adrift on an ice floe with a few cans of tuna and a box of comic books?

Paranoid Style: The Black Helicopter Republicans. Or, as we like to call them, “Ron Paul Republicans.”

Stop Attacking Evangelicals!. Absolutely…as soon as they stop using their beliefs as a weapon to club those of us who don’t share their beliefs.

Unemployed Constituents Stage Sit-In At Paul Ryan’s Office, Ryan’s Staff Calls The Cops. Silly wabbits; he won’t need you until he’s up for re-election. Until then, if you can’t donate to his campaign, you can go pound sand.

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