Doritos Creator Dies At 97, Will Be Buried With His Beloved, Finger-Staining Snack. Actually, the most fitting tribute would probably be everyone at his funeral getting high and attacking a few bags of Doritos.
Obama Slams GOP’s Booing Of Gay Soldier: ‘That’s Not Reflective Of Who We Are’. No, but it’s evidently reflective of who Republicans are.
GOOGLE GOES RED: Donates Big Bucks To Right Wing Causes. “Don’t be evil”?? Yeah, whatever….
Challenge: Name this month. You might know it as October, but if you’re a Teapublican Congressman, it’s Balanced-Budget Month. Yay, team!!
Pearl Jam vs. Nirvana. It’s a battle to the death….except that we’re about 16 years too late for that one.
Kendra Wilkinson: I Had Sex In My ‘Dancing WIth The Stars’ Trailer. I’ve had sex on a beach. What’s your point?
John Bolton Rejects Proposal For Hotline With Tehran. Right; it would be easier and MUCH more sensible to bomb Iran and turn it into a parking lot.
Cain: Buffett Rule picks my pocket. Someone really ought to tell Herman Cain about the Social Contract…or does he really think he got rich all by himself?
Paul Ryan Flip-Flops On Social Security Being A Ponzi Scheme: ‘It’s Not The Word I Would Choose’. Perhaps not…but he did compare Social Security to a Ponzi Scheme.
Tim Pawlenty Rejected By Fox News Chief: Report. If you don’t think politics factors into FNC’s “news coverage”, guess who was backing the wrong GOP horse?
Fox Pundit Blasts Senate For Doing ‘Nothing’ On Disaster Aid, 10 Days After It Passes $7 Billion Disaster Aid Bill. When you’re a Fox Noise talking head, the truth is whatever you need it to be.
Please Advise: I slept with my professor’s boyfriend, and my grades suffered for it. It’s all fun and games until someone gets boinked.
Fox’s Roger Ailes Produces New Series To Attack Regulators Who ‘Sit In The Basement’ And ‘Try To Ruin Your Life’. “Fair And Balanced”? Right…and I’m the Queen of England.
You’d better vote for Rick Perry… or else. I don’t think they’re kidding….
5 Scams To Watch Out For When Buying A Car. Only five??
Herman Cain To House GOP: Fund FEMA Now, Find Offsets ‘Later’ — ‘Stop Playing With Peoples’ Tragedies’. Wow…a Republican with feelings and common sense? Was he hallucinating?
