For Marines in Afghanistan: be careful where you fart. First, they came for their right to fart, but I didn’t say anything…because I never farted.
The First Zombie-Proof House. And just in time for Season 2 of The Walking Dead.
Rena Lindevaldsen Explains How Men Become Gay. You see, it’s SO much simpler when you break things down scientifically.
Goodbye, Fairness Doctrine. Yeah, I know…WHAT Liberal Media??
CBO: Economic Outlook More Dire Than Reported. Thanks, Republicans! If not for your obstruction and oppose-the-President-at-all-costs obstreperousness, America might actually be on the road to recovery. Then again, that’s not what it’s about for y’all, is it?
Feingold’s Progressives United To Push Dems To Walk Away From Bad Super Committee Deal. If it’s a bad deal for Americans- and it is- why should Democrats be held to it?
New study suggests bisexuality is real. OK…so Lindsay Lohan was just a creation of the media’s myth-making machine??
PROTESTERS COMPEL REP. CRAVAACK TO HOLD FREE TOWN HALL. Wait…you mean to tell me that democracy ISN’T a pay-to-play proposition??
“God Recycles: He Made You Out of Dust”. Or, one example of how Walmart is working to win your children for Jesus. Who needs edumication? Wee haz Jesus!!
Ben Stein offers to eat Bill O’Reilly’s shoe during tax debate. When was the last time Ben Stein had ANYTHING relevant to add to the public discourse…about anything?
Farah Claims Earthquake Was God’s Judgment On America. Wow…this clown’s God is one pissed-off, mean-spirited SOB, isn’t He??
Kim Jong-il Says He’s ‘Having a Fun Trip’ in Russia. Well, I suppose it certainly beats a holiday in Cambodia (apologies to Jello Biafra).
If Dominionism Doesn’t Exist, Someone Forgot To Tell The Dominionists. You may not be shouting your goal of total world domination to the four winds…but that doesn’t mean that you’re not out to rule the world.
GOP Cites Flawed Report To Blame Debt On Obama. Remember, it’s not about facts or truth. It’s about what you can convince the Sheeple is true and factual.
Another Beer: Corporate Power, Deregulation, and Why German Brew Is (On Average) Better Than American. Well, they’ve been at it a fair bit longer than we have…and most Germans aren’t content with drinking bad beer.
Naked Knife-Wielder ‘Wins’ Today’s Crazy Stab-a-Thon. OK…that’s going to be a tough one to top.
