Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate. The truly disturbing thing is that the dog received a standing ovation at a rally. The unsurprising thing is that it was in Missouri.
Google Doodle Honors Freddie Mercury’s 65th Birthday. Well, that would explain my unnatural urge to break into a rendition of “Fat-Bottomed Girls.”
Holiday Inn Responds: Liberal Protesters Against Cantor Were A Security Threat. PLEASE, JEEBUS…SAVE US FWOM DA BAD, SCAWY LIBEWALS!!!
Denny’s New Sandwiches Trump the KFC Double Down. For those of you lacking the courage or the wherewithal to commit suicide on your own….
GOP Rep. Renacci Bars Cameras Used By People Who Don’t Agree With Him From His Town Hall. Perhaps it’s time for the GOP to stop pretending that they care about democracy and just admit that it really is all about power first, last, and always.
Pat Robertson Blames Mild Earthquake on People Who Seem Kind of Gay. Finally…an explanation for all the ambiguously gay earthquakes we’ve been having.
Iowa Democrats Make Fun Internet Drinking Game Mocking Tea Party. And now, a reason NOT to make fun of Iowa….
Jesus Finally ‘Shows up’ in the Right Place. Coming soon to an eBay auction near you….
Contrary To GOP Claims, Small Businesses Say Taxes And Regulation Aren’t Holding Back Hiring. But that’s not what the party-approved talking points say, and you know how much Republicans HATE independent thinking.
Peeing in Courtroom Trash Cans Isn’t Advisable. If you even need to be advised of this…well, you’re clearly beyond any assistance that I might be able to offer. Seek professional help….
10 Of The Strangest Unclaimed Airline Baggage Items Ever Found. A 5.8-carat diamond set in a platinum band? Really?
Newspaper Uses Wrong Officer’s Pic for Car Hood Sex Cop Article. Well, they all kinda do look the same, no?
Fox’s Eric Bolling Finally Comments On His Defamatory Remark: ‘Sorry For The Confusion’. Yeah I was surprised as well. He’s not usually nearly so obtuse about his defamation and bigotry.
White House Will Now Pretend To Listen To Everyone’s Crazy Ideas. Participatory democracy doesn’t mean you have to listen to every paranoid bleating that happens to emanate from a semi-lucid biped.
ROMNEY SUPPORTER: ‘YOU CREATED MORE JOBS WITH YOUR HOUSE’ THAN OBAMA HAS. I reject the fundamental tenets of fact, truth, AND logic…AND I VOTE!!!
Don’t Let Your Baby Roast in the Car While You Tan. If you even need to be advised of this…well, you’re clearly beyond any assistance that I might be able to offer. Seek professional help….
