Let the porkchopping begin!. Are you ready for some death from above??
Gaddafi Found Running for Republican Nomination. Who would have expected the creep to turn up in New Hampshire?
I-Team: A “Totally Single Virgin” Investigative Status Report. Wow…someone has WAY too much time on their hands.
Why Liberals Are More Intelligent Than Conservatives. Hey, don’t blame me; I didn’t write it. ‘Course, I do believe that the author’s spot on….
Adidas Recognized The New Libyan Goverment Before China Or Russia Did. Just goes to show you who really rules the world….
Wave-Jumping Jack Russell First Inductee Into Surf Dog Hall Of Fame. Is it just me, or do the words “Surf Dog Hall of Fame” proved definitively that someone has WAY too much time on their hands??
ON THE BRINK: Postal Service Nears Default, Could Shut Down This Winter. OK, when’s the last time any of y’all actually mailed…anything??
The most hilariously effective signs supporting gay marriage. Hey, if you can’t laugh at the bigots and the haters, whatever will you do for entertainment?
Catholics, Conservatives Call For Brian Kelly’s Job; Not Because He Lost, But Because He Cursed. Can’t anyone be human anymore?
Runaway CEO Pay Helped Create the Economic Crisis; So Why Are Politicians Still Covering For Rich Execs?. Uh…because that’s where the get the money they need to run their permanent campaigns?
Justin Bieber, Like Everyone Else, Is Capable Of Beating Steve Nash Off The Dribble. Yeah, I could probably do it, too…but I wouldn’t want to embarrass the poor guy.
Manufacturers of Downward Arrows Post Record Profits. Out of lemons…lemonade.
Illuminati Plan To Kill Off Texans Approved By Texas Lawmakers. Now if they could legalize drinking and driving, the process would proceed SO much faster….
S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ. Yeah, when your contribution to democracy is a corrupt straw pole where candidates actually (and literally) buy votes….
Museum of Bad Art: Too bad to be ignored. So bad it’s…well, still pretty bad….
7 Billion People By October: How Are We Going to Feed Ourselves?. Well, Domino’s still delivers, right??
