Teacher Fired for Having Sex With Adults in Private. The hypocritical, judgmental, and intolerant passing judgment on the incautious and libertine.
Ice-cream store mascot in pointy white hood mistaken as Klan follower. What do you expect? It’s Floriduh.
Meet the Wealthy Men Trying to Buy Our Upcoming Election. The finest democracy money can buy.
Teacher Lowers Grades of Students Who Say ‘Bless You’. Mommy, why does Mr. Cuckovich hate Jesus??
Holly Madison insures breasts for $1 million. Pity the poor salesman who had to conduct an examination of the items to be insured.
How the Tea Party’s Noxious Legacy Will Haunt Us for Years. For the stupid shall always drag their knuckles among us.
Buffalo Bills Fans To Sports Writer Jennifer Gish: ‘Stay In The Kitchen’. It would appear that Bills fans have the corner on “Neanderthal.” Stay classy, y’all….
Friendly’s Faces an Unhappy Ending. Like you can’t get an ice cream sundae after a bad meal at a thousand and one other fast-casual places….
Hockey mom accused of having sex with son’s underage teammates. Evidently, she was out to prove that it takes a stiff shaft to play hockey. She could have chosen a more age-appropriate way to make her point.
Salon CEO Calls For ‘American Spring’ With Site’s Relaunch. Sometimes, you have to (metaphorically) break a few eggs in order for change to occur.
Biometrics at Pizza Hut and KFC? How Face Recognition and Digital Fingerprinting Are Creeping Into the U.S. Workplace. Because you just never know when one of those minimum-wage employees will steal a chicken wing or a slice of pepperoni from their employer.
Jon Stewart Takes on Occupy Wall Street’s Pepper-Spraying Cop. Out of control and built to stay that way….
In Galveston, an Alternative to the “Ponzi Scheme”. I’ll see your “Ponzi scheme” and raise you two poorly-managed, virtually bankrupt alternatives.
Tom Friedman Tries to Scapegoat Baby Boomers — He Should Remember That We Helped Forge American Prosperity. Well, somebody’s got to take the fall…and it’s not like Friedman’s going to offer to do it.
Cherry-Picked Patriotism or Only Hating the Wrong Kind of Americans. If Rick Santorum is deciding who the “right” Americans are, then I don’t want to be “right.”
Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In ‘Wet Goddess’. Once in a great while, words fail me. This is one of those times. I got nothin’.
Bill O’Reilly Wants to Feed His Muffin to Eva Longoria. Ick…I think I just threw up in my mouth…and I’d imagine Eva Longoria just did, as well.
