Palin Decides Not to Run: ‘I Want to Go Straight to the Quitting Part’. Now the question becomes who gets the all-important moron vote.
Palin: I Didn’t Want To Make A ‘Big Darn Deal’ About Dropping Out Like Christie Did. It looks like we’re going to have to wait a few more years to get our long-awaited first Grifter-American President.
To Win $300 Bet, Man Put On Skimpy Thong And Paraded Around Outside Baptist Church. What would you do for $300?
Photo: The Truth About Breitbart’s Race-Baiting ‘Black Panthers’ Story. When you’re a muck-raking Conservative, truth is for losers and Liberals.
Evil Bank of America Crippled By People Closing Their Accounts. Karma can be a real bitch, knowhutimean??
Signs In Chicago Board Of Trade Windows Say “We Are The 1%”. Insensitive, self-important, and evidently built to stay that way.
Evil College Kids Force Bachmann Into Hiding With Funny Signs. Damned evil Libruls….
Pat Robertson Says Falling Satellite Means God Thinks Satellites Are Gay. When satire crosses paths with reality, this is what you get.
More Americans Moving In With Relatives To Save Money. Welcome to Third World America.
Tennessee Denies ‘Voting ID’ To 96-Year-Old Black Lady. Papers, please. Oh, no papers?? Sorry, you can’t vote.
Filipino man has plastic surgery to look like Superman. Yeah, but he still can’t fly.
Dim CNN Reporter’s News Analysis of Protesters: They Just ‘Smoke Weed’. Hey, why investigate the truth when you can just make fun of people?
Astros Outfielder Arrested For Allegedly Smoking Weed In Front Of A Cop. So, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. It’s probably best that’s he’s a baseball player and not a brain surgeon, eh?
Michael Oher Would Appreciate It If You’d Tell Him Who This Steve Jobs Guy Was. So, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. It’s probably best that’s he’s a football player and not a brain surgeon, eh?
Slot Machine Addict & Republican Crook Notes U.S. Men Are Failures. William Bennett- now there’s a credible authority on morality and upstanding behavior.
Google pulls controversial “Is my son gay?” app. What could possibly go wrong??
