John Lennon’s Rotten Tooth for Sale for $16K. You know you have too damned much money when this seems like a good idea.
Couple Faces Criminal Raps For Sex On City Bus. No wonder public transit is so popular in Philadelphia.
VIDEO: The 9 Craziest Things Herman Cain Has Ever Said. The challenge, of course, was in narrowing the list down to only nine examples of sheer, unmedicated lunacy.
Fashion Guru Who Painted Son’s Toenails Leaves Husband for Lesbian Lover. Cue the furious, foaming-at-the-mouth Conservatives demanding a boycott of J. Crew in 4…3…2….
Sen. Whitehouse’s Must-See Climate Speech: We Ignore the Laws of Nature at Our Very Grave Peril. Whitehouse’s first mistake was forgetting that Republicans only believe in natural law when it comes to abortion, homosexuality, and marriage.
Friendly Source: Herman Cain Botched Al Qaeda-Prisoner Swap Answer Because Of ‘Lack Of Sleep’. No, he screwed the pooch because he has no idea what in the Hell he’s talking about.
Group That Took Out Glenn Beck Calls on MSNBC to Fire Pat Buchanan. It’s time to send the message that racism simply is no longer acceptable.
White Supremacist Gloats Over Pat Buchanan’s Appearance on Radio Show. Better to be thought a bigot and a fool than to be James Edwards and remove any lingering doubt.
AFTER CALLING IT ‘A GOOD ISSUE TO KEEP ALIVE,’ PERRY SAYS BIRTHER CONSPIRACY IS ‘ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISTRACTIONS’ . Hey, if Rick Perry can manufacture ANYTHING that keeps people talking about him, no matter how artificial, it’s a win.
The Michele Bachmann Manicure Index. Tune in tomorrow, when we discuss the condition of Rick Perry’s fingernails.
Perry Ditches Idea That Social Security Is Unconstitutional, Adopts Privatization Plan The Public Already Rejected. Eventually, he’ll have thrown enough crap against the wall that something’s bound to stick….
Ratings for Two and a Half Men slip, Kutcher may or may not be to blame. Well, it’s either Kutcher or the bad writing.
Salma Hayek Describes Her Life as a Billionaire’s Wife. It does not suck.
Perry On Whether His Tax Plan Gives Millions In Tax Breaks To The Rich: ‘I Don’t Care About That’. All Perry cares about is doing whatever it takes to put him over the top and allow him to secure the GOP nomination. Everything else is just details.
Zooey Deschanel honors our nation with no-frills rendition of national anthem> Darn…and I was hoping she’d go all Roseanne Barr on us.
RIGHT-WING RADIO HOST BLASTS OHIO GOV. KASICH, URGES OHIOANS TO VOTE DOWN ANTI-LABOR LAW. Hmm…sounds like Bill Cunningham is finally remembering to take his medication….
