GOP Candidate Lashes Back At Meghan McCain. Really, Newt Gingrich? That’s the best you can do? Could you have any more effectively demonstrated your vacuousness and complete lack of decency?
TEA PARTY GROUP TO BACHMANN: QUIT THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE. We’ll never forget you ‘til somebody news comes along (apologies to the Eagles).
‘National Review’ Knows Just How to Scare Liberals This Halloween. Memo to Conservatives: Smug arrogance is not a defensible argument. It’s not even funny or worthy of discussion. You may think you’re funny, but all you’re doing is engaging in self-parody. And making yourself look like a dick.
The 11 most inappropriate license plates ever seen on the road. And you think I just make this stuff up….
We Need Liberals Now!. Or do you really want to run the risk of neoConservatives hijacking American foreign policy again? Remember The Reign of Error ©? Yeah, that didn’t work out so well, did it?
ASU Students in Black Face Cheer On Football Sun Devils - Racist or Just Insensitive?. How about racist AND insensitive? You could probably also add stupid and clueless.
How Occupy Wall Street Cost Me My Job. Welcome to the death of free speech.
Legislator Makes Startling Admission About Controversial Immigration Law. Uh…so it really IS about making the world a safer place for good, God-fearing, Conservative White Christians?
It’s a Whole New Dance Down at the Recruitment Office: Life (and Pictures) After DADT. Join the Army- it’s FABulous!!
School Cops Just Can’t Stop Pepper Spraying Kids. DAMNED KIDS!! GIT OFF MY LAWN!!!
Bad News For Republicans. So…Americans really seem to be figuring out that you love America but hate Americans, eh? Yeah, karma can be a real bitch, knowhutimean??
Christians Stink-Bomb Play That Features a Poop-Covered Jesus. Cue the righteous outrage and weeping and gnashing of teeth in 4…3…2….
PHOTOS: Jessica Simpson Looks Pregnant In NYC. No, I’m not looking pregnant in Portland…but thanks for asking.
Cowboy Won’t Teach Gun Safety to Muslims Because They All Want to Kill Him. You just can’t trust them there Brown People, can yew??
Keith Olbermann Calls On Oakland’s Mayor To Resign. Anyone guilty of such epic, naked hypocrisy SHOULD resign…and if it takes Olbermann broaching the subject volubly, so be it.
Herman Cain Denies That Palestinian People Exist. Shortly thereafter, the Palestinian Authority issued a press release denying the existence of Herman Cain. Frankly, I think I’ll side with the Palestinians on this one.
INFOGRAPHIC: The Global Origins Of American Monsters. Some great stories….
