November 12, 2011 6:40 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

The East Carolina University Student Paper Is Not Afraid To Show Cock-And-Balls On The Front Page (NSFW). Yep; there’s nothing quite like seeing one’s “shortcomings” displayed above the fold on Page One, eh?

Sex Advice From Extremely Tall Women. “…and you can have sex while she’s reaching for the cinnamon from the spice rack on the top shelf!”

GOP Defends Maine’s Gay-Baiting Ad On Same-Day Voter Registration. Liberals follow the rules…because that’s what rules are for. Conservative will do whatever they have to, no matter how dirty, immoral, and/or underhanded, in order to win. Cheaters never prosper….unless they’re Conservatives.

Maine GOP: Same-day voter registration is so gay. Liberals follow the rules…because that’s what rules are for. Conservative will do whatever they have to, no matter how dirty, immoral, and/or underhanded, in order to win. Cheaters never prosper….unless they’re Conservatives.

American Citizen Racially Profiled At School In Alabama Because She Looked Foreign. Yeah, well…if she didn’t want it to happen she should have been born White.

Jerry Sandusky’s 1986 National Championship Ring Is Available Right Now On EBay. No self-respecting pedophile should be without one.

Consumer Reports Issues Its Verdict On The iPhone 4S. And the verdict is….

Hillary Clinton Commits U.S. Government To Ushering In ‘An AIDS-Free Generation’. Is there a more important fight out there?

Make Your Own Soy Milk At Home. You have to know that you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea

Ohio is our factory of sadness, emphasis on ‘our’. If John Kasich’s cynical assault on unions wasn’t allowed to stand, look for Conservative to try to spread it from coast to coast anyway.

How Penn State Sucks Up Taxpayer Money And Hides Its Ugly Behavior From Taxpayers. Yeah, but what about the Nittany Lions’ football team??

Conservatives Pushing End-Run Around Mandated Military Spending Cuts If Super Committee Fails. Liberals follow the rules…because that’s what rules are for. Conservative will do whatever they have to, no matter how dirty, immoral, and/or underhanded, in order to win. Cheaters never prosper….unless they’re Conservatives.

There Is Finally An Inspirational Children’s Book About Danny Woodhead. My life is finally complete.

Cain And Perry’s Tax Plans Would Disproportionately Hurt Women. Since women are rightfully the property of men, this shouldn’t be a problem, right?

Herman Cain Not Entirely Sure What This Medicare Thing Is. How is it that someone so proudly uninformed can think he’s even remotely qualified to be President?

Occupy Atlanta Encamps In Neighborhood To Save Police Officer’s Home From Foreclosure. There’s no wrong way to do the right thing.

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