The McRib Makes A McComeback. OK, so it’s not even real food. We know they’re made of cigarette butts, Norway rat fur, and toxic waste. The sauce is made of unicorn blood, recycled motor oil, and the tears of Somali orphans. They’re cooked by lighting Lucifer’s flatulence on fire. BUT THEY’RE BACK!!
32 Inexplicable Photos From Russia. W.T.F.????
Decommissioned B-1 bomber heading north on I-5. Hey, Calgary…we begin bombing in 5 minutes!!
Man dead, wife critically injured in Humptulips attack, Humptulips? Go to Puyallup and take a left; you can’t miss it.
Rice: Cain Uzbekistan Gaffe ‘Wasn’t A Great Thing To Say If You’re Running For President’. Yes, ‘tis better to be thought a fool than to be Herman Cain and remove any lingering doubt.
37 Giant Corporations Paid 0 in Taxes Last Year — Who Are the Cheats?. Well, it should be easy to make up the difference- just tax the rich.
No Charges To Be Filed Against Abusive Judge. William Adams. Child abuser. Saved by the statue of limitations.
More Americans joined credit unions last month than all of 2010 combined. It will be a great day when Bank of America has to hold a bake sale to raise the funds necessary to put out a press release.
George Will On Public Sector Job Losses: ‘That’s Good’. People losing their jobs is a good thing…says the man in no danger of losing his own well-paid sinecure. May there be a reserved parking space in Hell for George Will.
That Didn’t Take Long — Occupy Wall Street Already Being Exploited by Corporate Interests. It’s not a movement. It’s a target market.
Guy Who Live-Sketched N.Y. Marathon While Running It Is Doubly Impressive. Evidently, dude’s far more talented that anyone suspected.
Why David Brooks Is Totally Wrong About Income Inequality and the 99%. Uh…’cuz David Brooks is wrong about just about everything?
JON HUNTSMAN: PERSONHOOD MOVEMENT ‘GOES TOO FAR’. So at least one Republican in the 2012 Presidential race has retained something resembling a shred of decency.
Washington vs the Rest of America: When Will Politicians Realize the 99% Demand a Just System, Not Cynical Tinkering at the Edges?. It’s not socialism to demand fundamental fairness and equity of opportunity.
Artsy Pol’s Naked Internet Pictures Excite His Republican Foes. The words “politician” and “artistically-rendered penis” should NEVER appear in the same sentence, knowhutimean??
Congressman From Koch Mike Pompeo: ‘We’re Trying’ To Defund The EPA. So…Republicans are against clean air and clean water? Nice….
