Apple’s Supply-Chain Secret? Hoard Lasers. We need some frickin’ laser beams. LOTS of frickin’ laser beams.
Rep. Steve King Says Asking Hospital Patients Their Immigration Status Would Not Be Going ‘Too Far’. Sure, and while we’re at it, why not require baristas at Starbucks to verify a customer’s immigration status before taking their order?
‘Holy Shit’ Is the Only Way to Describe This Tornado Photo. Coming next to Oklahoma: famine, pestilence, drought…and Gay Rights parades.
Oregon congressional primary so far attracts 25 percent turnout. All Oregon elections are done by mail. How sad is it when you can only get a 25% turnout when all a voter has to do is to complete their ballot and put it in the mail? They barely have to get off their fat @$$es…and they can’t be bothered to do even that?
Man Nearly Saws Face Off During Live News Report. DIY plastic surgery: NOT recommended.
[You Don’t Know Mitt: 99 Facts About Mitt Romney](http://). If you really need 99 facts to convince you that Mitt Romney is a liar and an ideological shape-shifter, you clearly aren’t paying attention.
Rush Limbaugh Uses Slurping Sounds to Describe Herman Cain’s Accuser. The man’s a pig; what else is there to say?
51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis. If you need 51 words, you probably need to get out more.
FINANCIAL INDUSTRY COLLECTS THE MOST GOVERNMENT TAX SUBSIDIES. That’s some money well-spent, eh??
John Lennon’s Rotten Tooth Sells for Ungodly Amount of Money. God’s way of telling you that you have way too damned much money??
Unemployment Benefits: Most Of The Unemployed No Longer Receive Benefits. Welcome to the new underclass.
Federal Workers Are Underpaid Compared To Their Private Sector Counterparts, Despite GOP’s Assertions. But it’s certainly easier for the GOP to push their anti-labor agenda if they can paint federal employees as lazy, overpaid, fat cats, eh?
Oklahoma Rattled with Three 5.3 Earthquakes, Gays Are To Blame. If only Teh Gayz had been nicer to Sally Kern….
The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History. Hmm…it seems cleavage is to advertising what peanut butter is to jelly.
Is My Wife Cheating on Me?. Yes…and you probably deserve it.
Anti-Choice Group Pushes To Screen Movie Comparing Abortion To The Holocaust In High Schools. Remember, when uber-Jesus-y Social Conservative Christian zealots do it, it’s merely bring the truth to our nation’s children. When Liberals do something similar, it’s the worst sort of murderous, anti-Christian, anti-American lies and propaganda imaginable.
51 Christian Friendly Words for Sexual Intercourse. So…evidently “sexual intercourse” is insufficiently descriptive?
Defense Contractors Pay Little To No Corporate Income Tax While Earning Billions. This is EXACTLY why we need to be taxing the poor.
