November 24, 2011 6:16 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Giffords’s husband scolds Boehner for not visiting wounded lawmaker. Congratulations to John Boehner for taking classless partisanship to new and disturbingly inhuman and compassion-free depths.

Gingrich Unveils His Alternative To Social Security, Uh, yeah…since when is indentured servitude a plan??

GINGRICH: ‘I THINK I WILL PROBABLY TEACH A COURSE WHEN I’M PRESIDENT’. Let’s hope it’s not an ethics course.

My Life as a White Supremacist. Man, now THIS takes some balls.

Herman Cain: Thank God My Arab Doctor Wasn’t Muslim!. ‘Cuz Lord knows that no Muslim doctor can cure cancer, right?

Super Committee Member Sen. Kerry: Grover Norquist Is ‘The 13th Member Of This Committee’. So, in other words it’s far more important to keep a Conservative anti-tax zealot happy than to do what’s best for America?

Let’s All Feel Superior. David Brooks being…well, David Brooks.

Romney Calls On Obama To Undo Triggered Military Cuts, Reduce Funding To Medicaid. Because, as any red-blooded American patriots knows, it’s FAR more important to be able to kill people than to provide them with health care.

Demi’s Bisexual ‘Needs’ Led to Relationship-Destroying Open Marriage. Hey, whatever gets you through the night….

Hooters Waitress Speaks At School, Parents Enraged. Since when is working as a waitress something to be ashamed of? Is it just me, or do too many parents spend far too much time in various states of righteous indignation? OMG!!! WHAT ABOUT THE POOR, PRECIOUS, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN???

German Mercedes-Benz Executive Arrested Under Alabama’s Immigration Law. Oops…our bad; the law wasn’t supposed to catch White People, knowhutimean??

Scott Walker Recall Activists Targeted By Threats, Thefts. Stay classy, Republicans!!

Perry Promises To End Civilian-Controlled Military. Leave it to Governor Goodhair to recognize that what this country needs is a military coup.

No, Congress did not declare pizza a vegetable. But it gives a whole bunch of people the opportunity to get their panties in a wad, eh?

Washington Lobbyists Crafted $850,000 Secret Plan For Bank Lobbyists To Undermine Occupy Wall Street You have to know that you’re having an impact when the financial industry admits that you’re a threat and spends a ton of money trying to defeat you?

Republicans Campaign On ‘Super Congress’ Failure. Only Republicans could turn failure into a virtue to be trumpeted on the campaign trail.

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