Pakistan Bans 1,700 Texting Words, Including ‘Satan,’ ‘Glazed Donut,’ and ‘Monkey Crotch’. And you think I just make this stuff up….
A South Korean Politician Threw a Tear Gas Canister During a Parliament Vote. Shhh…don’t give Republicans in Congress any ideas….
Occupy Lulz. Thank God for Photoshop and a sense of humor, eh?
Alaska Rep. Suffers Brain Aneurysm (?) When Treehugger Speaks To Him. Is Rep. Don Young (R-AK) a serious asshole…or did we just catch him on a good day?
Rush Limbaugh Blames School’s Tolerance For Murder Of Gay Student. If only someone had bullied the poor kid, he’d be alive today.
Glenn Beck’s ‘Daily Show’ Is the Right’s Latest Bid at Funny. Rule #1: Conservative aren’t funny. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.
Gingrich Backs Away From Individual Mandate: ‘I Never Focused On It Much’. For such an ostensibly intelligent person, Gingrich is certainly a lousy liar.
Someone Filmed a Gay Porn Movie During Occupy Oakland. Hey, I thought capitalism was supposed to be the enemy?
New York College Students Beaten And Arrested For Protesting Tuition Hikes. You’ll pay what we tell you to pay when we tell you to pay it- AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!
You can’t evict an idea whose time has come. It’s time to recognize that Occupy Wall Street isn’t something that can be passed off as a collection of unwashed hippies with nothing better to do than engage in civil disobedience.
GOP Super Committee Co-Chair: Lawmakers Failed Because Democrats Refused To Privatize Medicare. Right; and Republican refusal to compromise in any, shape, manner or form had NOTHING to do with it.
Vodka Billboard: ‘Christmas Quality, Hanukkah Pricing’. Dude, don’t sweat it; you’re just making Bloody Marys, anyway.
Why Evangelicals Forgive (Republican) Sex Scandals. Uh, because they’re every bit as morally bankrupt as those enmeshed in the scandals?
Companies Lay Off Workers While Spending Billions On Share Buybacks To Enrich Executives. You get the gold mine, they get the shaft. Nice.
Billionaire: Fat Cats Are People, Too. Sure; mean, greedy, horrible people….
We Are All Separated By 4.74 Meaningless Facebook Friends. Kevin Bacon is SO 25 years ago.
