Pamela Geller’s Monumental Butterball Fail Just Keeps Going. #muslimturkeys
FDA Declares Rick Perry a Vegetable: Texas Governor Approved for School Lunches. #tastesgreatlessfilling
Jon Stewart Mocks Fox News for Overreacting to Obama’s ‘Godless’ Thanksgiving Address. #conservativesreallyarehypocrites
In Positive Economic Sign, Walmart Customers Killing Each Other to Buy Shit. #yaytherecessionisover
New Ad Campaign Attacks Mitt Romney’s Character. #liarwithnocoreconvictions
Bill O’Reilly on Barney Frank: ‘He Gets Pounded… All Day Long’. #todaysunfortunatechoseofwords
Romney in 2006 Backed Immigration Stance He Now Deems ‘Amnesty’. #liarwithnocoreconvictions
Newt Gingrich Inc.: How the GOP hopeful went from political flameout to fortune. #liarwithnocoreconvictions
Americans Are Fatter, And We’re Okay With That. #passthemaplebacondonuts
GOP Latinos Face Questions Of Own Immigrant Past. #hypocrisyitswhatsfordinner
Watch Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Fall Apart Before Your Very Eyes. #72daysinhell
Wall St. Pay May Plunge To 2008 Lows. #ohthehumanity
Killer Floods Strike Durban At Start Of Climate Talks. #stillthinkglobalclimatechangeisahoax
‘Comfort Sex’: Is It A Bad Thing?. #sincewhenissexabadthing
Wall Street Banks Earned Billions In Profits Off $7.7 Trillion In Secret Fed Loans Made During The Financial Crisis. #therichreallydolookafteroneanother
Mexico City claims zombie walk world record. #youknowyouhavewaytoomuchtimeonyourhandswhen
Secret Fed Loans Gave Banks Undisclosed $13B. #theygotthegoldminewegottheshaft
What’s Really Behind the Nationwide Raids Against #OWS. #theregoesyour1stamendmentrights