December 22, 2011 5:11 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Maria Cantwell’s Marital Status Used By GOP Opponent In Political AttackSo now being a single, childless woman is an indication of her unfitness to serve the public? OMIGOD!! SHE MIGHT BE A…GASP!!…LESBIAN!! WHAT ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN???

Family-Values Politician Bought Gay Sex Shop Wares With Taxpayer Money. The unofficial GOP motto: “Do as I say, not as I do.”

Huntsman’s Path To Success Hinges On One Factor. Uh…being embroiled in a gay sex scandal?

Store-Bought Bake Sale Confections Spark Double-Stuf Indignity. Jeebus, you’d think they’d just be happy that you finally remembered to bring something.

Rick Perry: Herman Cain ‘Has All The Characteristics’ For A Cabinet Post. Ignorant? Check. Uber-Jesus-y? Check. Self-absorbed? Check. Self-righteous? Check and check.

Ron Paul: Batty Old Reactionary for President. Perhaps it’s time someone told his hipster supporters what a reactionary, compassionless troll Paul is. And then there’s his (conveniently whitewashed )history as an unabashed racist….

Pope Benedict XVI Calls For Wealth Redistribution. Great! How about the Catholic Church leads the way?

How to Photoshop Your Way to a $425,000 Payoff. Nice work if you can get it.

After long bad week, Haley endorses Romney. Nikki Haley: just another Republican authoritarian who thinks who thinks she’s above accountability and rules.

All Your Rick Perry Gay Sex Rumors Collected in One Handy Book. People are still talking about Rick Perry? Yawn….

GOP’s Christmas Gift To Big Coal Endangers Miners. Methinks the GOP is getting MUCH more than coal in their stockings this Christmas.

How We All Pay For the Huge Tax Privileges Granted to Religion — It’s Time to Tax the Church. Too many churches have abused their tax exempt status for too long. It’s certainly time for reform at the very least.

Breitbart Should Probably Stop Posting Nazi-Era Anti-Semitic Cartoon to His Site. But he’s Andrew Breitbart, which means he’s probably too stupid to understand the meaning and symbolism.

Who’s in charge in Benton Harbor. Imagine that one day, someone comes along and tells you that your recent election is invalid and that they’re now legally the sole and ultimate authority in your town. No, it’s not Soviet Russia; it’s Benton Harbor, MI, and democracy means nothing if that’s what the Governor says.

Michigan Republicans pass bill to ensure cities under Emergency Mgrs remain under state control. Remember when you thought elections actually counted for something?

Arianna On ‘Morning Joe’: ‘Squeezing Of The Middle Class’ Is Country’s Biggest Crisis. Really? Mitch McConnell just said that it was keeping the tax burden on the wealthy low. “Job creators”, don’chaknow??

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