December 24, 2011 6:05 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Havel the Dissident: A Legacy Worth Claiming. And it’s legacy that’s a damned sight better than whatever version of Hell Kim Jong Il is currently inhabiting.

Meet North Korea’s New Leader, The Twenty-Something With a Nuclear Arsenal. How many twenty-somethings have their own nuclear arsenal??

The phone-sex operator you just called is probably a soccer mom. Oooo…that makes it even hotter, knowhutimean??

70 Percent Of The Cuts In GOP Sen. DeMint’s Deficit Reduction Plan Target Low-Income People. So, do you STILL want to tell me that the GOP hasn’t declared war on the poor and middle class?

Giant Rabbits and Double Rainbows: The 10 Most Insane Delusions of Kim Jong-il. Not bad for a man who once allegedly made ELEVEN holes-in-one…during the first round of golf he ever played.

Ron Paul: Batty Old Reactionary for President. Perhaps someone should tell his hipster supporters that their Ron Paul Revolution is a fraud built on lies, racism, magical thinking, and willful self-deception. Their hero’s as crazy as a March Hare. And he’s a world-class bigot.

Missouri Excelled at Meth Production This Year. Nice work, y’all! Here’s to hoping that 2012 is even better for you.

CRS Report: Movie Industry Demands SOPA While Enjoying Record Profits. Too much is never enough.

Wealth Inequality In America May Be Worse Than It Was In Ancient Rome. No surprise there, eh? Meanwhile, Republicans fiddle while America continues to burn….

St. Louis Lineman Called For Holding Yells, “That’s Not Fucking Holding!” Into Ref’s Open Mic, And Then It Gets Weird. Oh, my…somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.

Under Romney, Bain Capital Made Millions From South Carolina Business That Shut Down, Laid Off 150 Workers. So much for his claim of being a “job creator.”

Asked if He Might be Compared to Gordon Gekko, Romney Calls Obama ‘The Great Divider’. Romney answered the question by virtue of the way he DIDN’T answer the question.

New Hampshire GOP Lawmakers Propose ‘Warning: You Are About To Enter Massachusetts’ Border Signs. New Hampshire: Arrogant, self-righteous, arrogant…and evidently built to stay that way. And did I mention arrogant and self-righteous??

‘Tens Of Thousands’ Of Jobs From Keystone XL Pipeline? Not Exactly. Truth is not fungible. You don’t get to rearrange numbers to support whatever your immutable beliefs and/or propaganda points happen to be.

Law professors explain what’s wrong with SOPA, constitutionally speaking. You mean, besides government determining what speech is acceptable?

O’Reilly: Romney, Gingrich Will ‘Say Anything’ to Win. Pot, meet Kettle.

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