Last night, Jake and his four kids had come back to their Russellville home. As they were getting out of the car, one of his children discovered their family cat dead on the front porch. One side of the animal’s head had been bashed in and an eyeball was hanging out of its socket. But there was something even more horrifying to be found on the corpse. Written across the animal’s fur in black marker was the word “LIBERAL”.
I relay this story knowing full well that it’s not representative of what mainstream Conservative believe in or stand for. Nonetheless, I think it’s indicative of the sorry state of public discourse when someone can kill a person’s cat because they’re a Democrat.
There’s nothing in my experience that could even begin to rationalize how someone could do something so distressingly inhuman. That there would be a political motive to it makes it even worse. I suppose if you’re one of those brainiacs that has a “Liberal Hunting Permit” on the rear window of their truck, you probably don’t see anything wrong with this. If you’re the sort of person who would brutally murder a cat for any reason, you’ve just forfeited your right to remain a part of humanity. I can only hope that there’s a reserved parking space waiting for you in Hell.
