Couple has sex in bathroom as crowd cheered them on and their significant others watched Minnesota-Iowa game. Well, the game ended with Iowa winning 55-0. What were these folks supposed to do to keep themselves entertained?
No easy way to dissolve mouse in Mountain Dew. And you have to know that someone somewhere will be accepting the challenge….
Mike Bickle Warns that Homosexuality ‘Opens the Door to the Demonic Realm’. Perhaps…but I’ll bet you can stop them with a Holy Hand Grenade.
ID now needed for drain cleaner. The Illinois Legislature: protecting the good people of Illinois…from themselves.
Typo involving 80 cents nearly cost man his home. Another WIN for the Bank of America PR Department.
CA Judge Deems Ramming Jewish Woman with Shopping Cart ‘Free Speech’. As long as the person you ram is engaging in speech that you object to, you’re good.
God Tells Robertson that ‘Radical’ Obama will Bring Down America. Sounds like the good Rev. needs to have his Thorazine increased.
Chicago Man Busted After Removing Clothes, Exposing Self To Audience At “Chipmunks” Movie. Somebody was having a terrible, horrible, very bad day.
Father-of-two U.S. Catholic bishop quits. Uh…shouldn’t someone be calling Child Protective Services??
Seven people fall through thin ice on east metro lakes. Natural selection: Working its magic in Minnesota.
2012 CONSPIRACY THEORY PREDICTIONS. Multinational corporations will run the world? Uh…haven’t they been doing this for some time?
Harry Jackson: Same-Sex Marriage ‘Will be The Beginning of the End of the Family as We Know It’. Did you know that same-sex marriage was chiefly responsible for the demise of Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries? I had NO idea that Teh Gayz were so all-powerful….
New Indiana Statehouse security rules limit protesters, signs, canned drinks. Because it has nothing to do with security. It’s about protecting Republicans from the people they’re screwing.
Cindy Jacobs Unveils Election Initiative to ‘Remove the Lie of Separation of Church and State’. Only when Right-wing Christian zealots rule will America be safe from America truly be great.
Lawyers fined $5,000 for religious slurs against judge. Old and busted: Catholics molested altar boys and covered it up for centuries. New hotness: Catholics sank the Titanic, orchestrated Holocaust, got America into Vietnam. Man…who knew??
Religious Right Activists Warn that Gay Rights will Bring About Communist, Satanic Domination. Because Teh Gayz are known to be Satanic Communists, don’tchaknow??
