Randall Terry Acolyte Wants to Run Graphic Anti-Abortion Ads During the Super Bowl. Right; because nothing says, “Are you ready for some football??” like graphic photos of aborted fetuses.
For Cold and Flu Season: Which Cough Syrup Tastes Best?. And which ones mix the best with vodka?
Santorum Booed in New Hampshire While Discussing Gay Marriage. Because, believe it or not, there are other issues besides same-sex marriage.
FYI: What’s the Point of Nose Hair?. Uh…to gross out potential girlfriends?
Here’s The Casey Anthony Video Diary You Didn’t Ask For. Floriduh’s (not quite) Mother of the Year has adopted a dog. How sweet.
Birth Defects Prevention Month 2012. The good news is that you can get the folic acid you need from the orange juice in your screwdriver.
Man arrested for throwing out bag of marijuana at courthouse. And, gee…whodathunkit? This happened in Floriduh.
What The Panda Won’t Tell Us. That it wants to kill us and build a cage with our bones??
10 Chain Restaurants Worth Visiting. Consider a WWJD public service. You can thank me later.
US Barista Championships To Be Held In Portland. It’s not too early to begin training!
Pat Robertson Calls Obama ‘Power-Hungry’ and a ‘Dictator’. Hmm…sounds like the good Reverend’s off his Thorazine again….
Imogen Thomas Wants To Lose Her Xmas ‘Bulge’. Don’t post a photo of yourself looking great in your underwear and then whine about how fat you’re getting. Gimme a break….
Detroit police precincts to close to public 4 p.m.-8 a.m.. If you wish to commit a crime, kindly do so during normal business hours. Thank you.
This Is Lockheed Martin’s New Amazing Fighter—But Do We Really Need It?. This is what happens when the technology outstrips the wars we have available to show it off.
Staver: Gay Rights is ‘The Most Significant Threat to Religious Freedom That We Face’. What do most Gays want…after being left alone, that is? Yep, that’s right; total, complete, unquestioned world dominance over a godless world.
‘Don’t do it, don’t be a fool!’: Caroline Kennedy ‘against her cousin Maria Shriver’s reunion with Arnold Schwarzenegger’. Because no one is more committed to the sanctity of marriage than a Kennedy.
