Is Your Spouse Cheating on You? A Guide for the Really Dense. If this is actually of some assistance, you’re in worse shape than you know.
Satan cloaks himself in truth. You know that someone’s been brainwashed when they recognize the truth…but continue to reject it as “satanic” because it doesn’t mesh with their narrow ideology/theology.
Meet America’s Dopiest Convicted Drug Dealer: Florida felon wore crack cocaine sweatshirt to his court hearing. Here’s a pro tip: If you’re in court on a drug charge, you might want to refrain from wearing a sweatshirt embroidered with instructions on how to make crack cocaine. You can thank me later.
Anti-Asian Fast Food Receipt Racism One Incident Away from Trend. If you’re intent on keeping customers, you might start by not referring to an Asian female as “lady chinky eyes.” Just a suggestion….
George Michael Blasts Christian Group Who Prayed For His Death. If those hateful, intolerant hypocrites are Christians, then I’m the Queen of England.
Polish Military Prosecutor Shoots Himself In The Face After Press Conference—And Survives. Pro tip: When checking to see if your pistol is loaded, never look down the barrel as you pull the trigger. You can thank me later.
Psychic monkey devours Gingrich’s banana. And drank his milkshake.
Jail for using chalk on sidewalk? City needs to erase this error. Because in Rick Scott’s Floriduh, freedom of speech doesn’t apply to Liberals and those who actually believe in freedom.
NAACP chapter president says group has been barred from Martin Luther King Jr. event. Uh…is it just me, or is this like banning footballs from the Super Bowl?
8 GOP Primary Moments That Would Make Jesus Weep: The party that loves to talk about Jesus has been defying His Word this season. It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Republican Presidential candidate to convince us that they understand or care about the teachings of Jesus Christ.
Romney: ‘I know what it’s like’ to worry about getting fired. Right. Just like I know what it’s like to have several luxurious homes spread from coast to coast.
No, The Internet Does Not Make Introverts More Introverted. The Internet is just a tool, not a means for furthering anti-social tendencies. Or is it?
4-hour ER stay at Texas City hospital racks up $20,211 bill. OK…so, tell me again why you think that America has the best health care system in the world….
‘Cassady Nippleson,’ the Best Offensive Fast-Food Receipt Yet. Proof that you don’t need a Ph.D. to work at a fast food restaurant.
Arizona shootings: George Morris has strong words for Giffords, Kelly. Man, it’s difficult to believe that someone could be so bitter. What a miserable excuse for a human being, eh?
Actress Tweets Topless Pic at Random, Overjoyed Fan. Remember when shame used to have a place in the public arena?
