Romney Keeps Millions in the Cayman Islands. Wow, do I feel dumb. All this time I’d been thinking that slavery ended about 150 years ago.
Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer Announce New Anti-Muslim Front Group. Because the current anti-Muslim hate groups aren’t nearly as anti-Muslim as they think they should be.
Kansas GOP House Speaker ‘Prays’ That Obama’s ‘Children Be Fatherless And His Wife A Widow’. Nice to know those pious, uber-Jesus-y Christocrats are well-versed in the teachings of the Jesus Christ they profess to revere, isn’t it? Your Christians are so unlike your Christ….
Tucson’s Mexican-American Studies Program: Why It Was Started, Why Republicans Killed It. Hey, if they start getting edumicated, who’s going to mow our lawns, collect our garbage, and tend our gardens?
Sex Week at Yale Is Officially On. Man, sometimes I really miss being in college.
Mitt Romney’s Accountants Are Just As Good As You’ve Always Expected. Sure, Romney could release his tax returns, but you’d need someone with a Ph.D in accounting and tax law to have any hope of interpreting them.
Chris Christie vs. Eugene Robinson’s Fat Jokes. Call Christie out for being a member of a party that’s trying to kill the middle class? That’s legitimate. Making fun of his weight? Man, that’s just mean and pointless.
Kim Kardashian’s Reputation On Trial in Old Navy Model Lawsuit. Wait; Kim Kardashian has a reputation worth defending?
National Center for Science Education to Defend Teaching of Climate Change. Of course; isn’t science supposed to be about the truth?
The Republican Obsession with Being Laughed At. An interesting obsession for a party with no discernible sense of humor.
More Deranged, Racist Ron Paul Newsletters Released by TNR. If you’d been thinking that Ron Paul is just another delusional, hateful, crazy White man completely devoid of anything resembling compassion…well, you’re spot on.
Arianna Huffington Implies Michelle Obama Isn’t Black Enough. Is Huffington certain she’s White enough to have any standing to be commenting on Mrs. Obama’s blackness??
Working at Apple Is a Little Like Being Part of a Terrorist Organization. So is being a Republican.
Snag Yourself a Man With These Handy Body Language Tips. Tip #1: Try to refrain from booger mining on a first date. You can thank me later.
Republican Sponsor Of Bill To Require Drug Testing For Georgia Welfare Recipients Arrested For DUI. It’s not hypocrisy; it’s “research.”
Romney’s Tax Cut For Millionaires Would Be Nearly Twice The Size Of George Bush’s. How long until the rich are paying no taxes at all? Probably sooner than you might think.