Cabin Porn. Yes, this really is the universe’s way of telling you that you have too damned much time on you hands.
The ‘Gay Kim Jong Il of the Media World’ and Other Well Thought Out Insults. How well thought out is an open question.
Cancer Patient Says Doc Used Her as ATM. What did she expect? It was a cashectomy.
The Great Outdoors: Sex Versus Nature. Yep, there’s nothing quite like getting it on in the wild…while you’re worrying about bears, snakes, and coyotes.
Connecticut police officer fights for answers after being told his life-saving attempt not ‘related’ to work. Silly wabbit; saving children is for firefighters and doctors.
South African weather bill creates a storm of controversy: Proposed law would make unauthorized storm predictions punishable by heavy fines and 10 years in jail. We’re from the government, and we’re here to…oh, never mind….
It’s Over: Chuck Norris Has Endorsed Newt Gingrich. Accordingly, Gingrich will be moving into the White House next week.
America’s Most Stressful Cities, 2012. Floriduh has three cities in the top five (Miami, Jacksonville, and Tampa). So much for the old “quality of life” argument.
Cannabis farm uncovered just yards from police station. No “officer of the year” candidate here.
South Carolina Highway Cops Bust Ron Paul Hot Air Balloon. Evidently, all the donut shops were closed and the cops had nothing else to do.
The Porn World Says No to Condoms. No one wants to see porns stars practicing safe sex, right? Nothing like playing Russian Roulette with your health….
Zooey Deschanel Seen With Rabbit-Shaped Bag. OMG!! Alert the media!!!
The God-Awful Clothing This Political Season Hath Wrought. And you thought the debates were bad….
Va. House approves autism licensing bill. Wait…what? Now you need a license to be autistic in Virginia??
The Golden Age of American Idol Is Over. Hmm…I wasn’t aware that it had ever begun.
Teen may never go home after sailing round the world. This just in: Little Dutch girl becomes a victim of her own success.
