All the Absolutely Insane Things Former SNL Tea Party Lunatic Victoria Jackson Has to Say. There’s crazy. There’s bat-$#!@ crazy. And then there’s whatever the Hell it is that Victoria Jackson is up to.
This Is Going To Sound Weird, But Did You Borrow $12m From Arlington Cemetery?. Yeah, the government kinda wants their money back….
Maddow to PolitiFact: What is wrong with you? Also, you’re fired.. One person’s “fact” is another’s PolitiFact-approved spin. Memo to Politifact: that “whoosh” you just heard was your credibility flying by on its way to irrelevance. Interesting that you don’t hold up so well when someone fact-checks you, eh?
Latest Bullshit Brooklyn Trend Story Is Bullshit As Usual. If it’s a hipster trend, it probably started here in Portland.
Wal-Mart Laying Off Greeters On Overnight Shift. Thank GOD Wal-Mart will finally be restoring itself to profitability!
Video Shows Exactly How Full of Shit Rand Paul Was About Being ‘Detained’. Evidently, someone was feeling left out and found himself looking for a way to generate some attention. Mission accomplished.
Master hacker Newt Gingrich threatens cyberwar on Russia and China. Right after he builds his base on the moon and ships all the Libruls there….
Police: $6 sex act leads to prostitution charge. Uh…for what sex act could $6 possibly be the going rate?
USDA Doubles Fruit and Vegetable Requirements for Kids’ Lunches; Will Never Be “A Cool Mom”. And, no, despite your best efforts, ketchup will still not be considered a vegetable.
The Pajama Manifesto: Wear them to work. Wear them to the store. Wear them everywhere.. And you wonder why I fear for the future of this great nation….
Va. Senate panel backs 1-handgun-a-month repeal. Because one handgun a month isn’t nearly enough to protect yourself.
15 Songs That Make Me Think Of My Ex. Odd…I can’t think of even one.
Alaska Airlines to Stop Handing Out Prayer Cards; God Fired as Copilot Think about it; what kind of a message are you sending passengers on your planes when you’re handing them prayer cards? Please, dear Lord; just make sure our plane lands safely. KTHNXBYE!!
Memorial service to cap 3-day mourning for Paterno. Those deemed to be insufficiently sincere in their mourning will be punished severely…all of their classes next semester will be 8 a.m. labs.
Google to start tracking your every move on its websites. What is this “internet privacy” thing of which you so often speak?
50 Cent Will Tweet a Picture of His Penis if the Giants Lose the Super Bowl. And a horrified nation is begging him to keep it in his shorts.
