Another WWJD public service….
Hmm…looks like someone was rousted early from her winter hibernation, eh?? Normally, I’d refrain from posting pictures of sizable, angry (and naked) humanoids, but with Spring coming, a reminder seems warranted. Every spring ‘round about this time, the ursine segment of the population begins to wake from their months-long slumber. As they emerge into the sunlight, not all are so sanguine and calm as to be cognizant of the need to integrate themselves gradually back into polite society. Some, in fact, are completely uncivil and antisocial until their first feeding. When this happens, be certain that you don’t interact with, make any sudden moves, or do anything that might conceivably provoke the incoherent, enraged beast. Under no circumstances should you make eye contact with them or provide them with food or water.
Should you find yourself accosted by an enraged naked female who has clearly just awakened from hibernation, remain calm and DO NOT exit your vehicle. Slowly grab your cell phone or video camera to record the encounter- for scientific purposes, of course. Once the ravenous beast has lost interest and moved on, be sure to post the video on the Internet as soon as possible. Otherwise, no insurance adjustor is going to believe that an angry, naked woman was jumping on the hood of your car, right??
You can thank me later.
