February 26, 2012 5:24 AM

Don Cherry: This is what happens when haberdashery goes horribly wrong

So, I was watching Hockey Night in Canada on the NHL Network last weekend when I found myself wondering if I wasn’t having some sort of horrible flashback. Once I gathered myself and realized that my dissolute past wasn’t coming back to claim its revenge, I realized I was staring at Don Cherry. If you live in Canada, you’re no doubt familiar with the Human Test Pattern. It seems that Cherry is where muted colors and sober sartorial choices go to die, no?

On this this night, Cherry was wearing…well, I’m not quite sure exactly what that is. It looks like a Peter Max original, or perhaps a bad Jackson Pollock knockoff. I’m pretty good with words…and I can’t even begins to describe whatever that thing was he’d draped himself with. I’m going to assume it died a peaceful and painless death, but, Jeebus….

Not being Canadian, I’m not going to even attempt to pretend that I understand. Perhaps some of my Canadian readers might clue me in, eh?

How do you find a tie to match something like that??

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