The next time you start thinking that your miserable, pointless existence really, really, REALLY sucks…well, here’s a dose of perspective for you, Comrade.
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The 6 most hilariously unfortunate jersey juxtapositions in sports history. You’d almost have to think that these things were planned…which makes their apparent spontaneity that much more amusing.
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Amazingly awful tattoo leads to amazingly public Facebook breakup. Nothing says “taking needy and creepy to new heights” like getting the face of a guy tattooed on your arm…after you’ve been dating him for all of a week.
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Woman Pleads Guilty to Scamming Nigerian Scam Artists. Man, who would have thought that beating scammers at their own game could get you thrown in prison? I would have referred to it as “kismet.”
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As GOP Negatives Sink In: Mitt “Man Without a Face” vs. Rick, the “Victorian Scourge”. In this corner, unspeakable evil and religious intolerance. In the other, political tone-deafness and an overwhelming sense of entitlement. Let us hope we possess the wherewithal to choose wisely.
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Memo to VA Gov. Bob McDonnell: That swirling sound you’re hearing is your Vice Presidential prospects circling the drain. Sounds like your 15 minutes are coming to an end, eh? This is what happens when you try to force an uber-Jesus-y, intolerant, anti-woman agenda upon an electorate that’s roughly 50% female. Nice work, Ace!
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Ultrasound Bill Ruins Night of Sex for Virginia Lawmaker. Sounds like the little lady’s been reading Lysistrata. Good for her. ;-)
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Jeb Bush: GOP Debate Rhetoric ‘Troubling’. When one of your own is calling you out for your juvenile, dishonest, and just plain silly campaign rhetoric, you have to know that your prospects are in a world of hurt.
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SANTORUM UNLEASHED: Romney’s Team ‘All Democrats’. Yeah, and he’s a Mormon, too!! As any REAL American patriot knows, Mormons and Democrats aren’t REAL Christians, so how can one be thought worthy of becoming President?
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Newt Gingrich Needs New Fact-Checkers. Nah, he just needs a new set of facts. Come to think of it, so does the rest of the GOP Presidential candidates.
