‘Headless body in topless bar’ killer parole nixed. And so yet another opportunity to milk a way-too-obvious joke goes begging.
GOP Presidential Candidates Tell Florida Uninsured Woman: You’re On Your Own. Hey, if you were meant to have health insurance, you would have been born wealthy, White, and Republican.
These Are the World’s Worst Roommate Stories. And you think your roommate sucks….
Jeb Bush Has Doubts Romney Or Gingrich Can Win A Majority Of Hispanic Voters. There should be doubts as to whether either candidate can win a majority of AMERICAN voters.
Links: Thirteen things to do after sex besides sleeping or cuddling. Hmm…you means besides playing golf or making hot chocolate?
Check Out Rick Perry’s Fancy New Killing Machine. Looks like someone’s compensating for certain, uh…shortcomings?
The 18 most egregiously embarrassing sports news headlines. Yeah, Detroit still blows.
Win Katherine Heigl in Ninety Minutes or Less: A Short Film. Assuming you’d actually want to, of course.
Tennessee State Senator Falsely Claims HIV Came From The Gay Community, Cites Advice Column From 1988 As Evidence. Because when you’re a Republican you don’t have to worry about inconvenient things like truth, facts, and credible evidence.
Ron Paul Knew All About His Beloved Racist Newsletters. Of course he did; he was making a boatload of money off them.
Economy shows signs of life. Republican begin seeking ways to sabotage the economy in 4…3…2…1….
Yes, the Romneys Converted Mitt’s Dead Atheist Father-in-Law to Mormonism. Well, the guy was dead, so they could have converted him to veganism or being a Packers fan for all anyone cares.
Virginia Opts To Keep Shorter School Year So Kids Have More Time To Ride Roller Coasters. Besides, the more kids learn, the less likely they are to become reliably Conservative, uber-Jesus-y Republicans.
Twitter To Censor Tweets In Some Countries. Well, so much for freedom of speech on da Interwebs….
An Article About Literacy Is the Worst Place to Misspell ‘Literate’. Duh….
Rubio Calls Out Conservatives For ‘Harsh And Intolerable And Inexcusable’ Rhetoric On Immigration. Ah, so using harsh and intolerant rhetoric is acceptable until it hits close to home, eh?
