What Men Really Think About (During) Sex. Uh…”What would Jerry Springer do?”
Gingrich ‘Will Not Accept’ Obama Debate With Reporters As Moderators. Of course, because the Liberal Media asks questions that might prove…uncomfortable, don’tchaknow?
‘Rape’s Real Victims’ Are Accused Rapists, Says Former Prosecutor. Yeah, rapists get such a bad rap these days.
Toddler chews head off snake: A 13-month old Israeli toddler chewed the head off a snake. I see a career in the Israeli Special Forces in this young man’s future.
The Two Hottest Things You Can Say in Bed. “The pizza will be here in 20 minutes….” and “Did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?”
Meat Magazine Compares the Humane Society to Hitler. Ah, so collaborating with the Humane Society makes one Neville Chamberlain? Yes, you’ve just been Godwinized for your protection….
President Obama Calls Out Mike Lee’s Scorched Earth Obstructionism. Republicans have no right to bemoan President Obama’s alleged incompetence when they’ve screamed, “NO!!” at every possible opportunity.
Dad of the Year Mass-Texts Teen Girl’s Nude Pic to ‘Teach Her a Lesson’. Technology may do a lot of things, but it will not save you from your own stupidity.
New memoir reveals “secret sex lives” of old Hollywood stars. Rumor has it that Betty White’s the centerfold.
Norquist: Republicans Will Impeach Obama If He Doesn’t Extend Bush Tax Cuts. Ah, so THAT’S the definition of “high crimes and misdemeanors.”
Michael Tomasky on How Rick Santorum Nailed Mitt on Romneycare. And Santorum just handed Democrats the club with which they should bludgeon Romney throughout the campaign.
How Government Budget Cuts Significantly Reduced U.S. GDP Last Year. Yes, but to Republicans, regression is progress.
Sarah Palin Has Totally Forgotten How to Annoy Liberals. Yeah, it’s like she’s not even trying anymore.
Muppets respond to Fox News’ claim they are anti-capitalist. Quoth Kermit T. Frog: “$%@# you, Roger Ailes!!”
Romney Touts Support Of Pastor Who Sees A Correlation Between Marriage Equality And 9/11. Better to be thought a moron than to be Dr. Roberto Miranda and remove any lingering doubt.
Publishers fear a “post-apocalyptic” world where Barnes & Noble is gone and Amazon reigns. Oh, the humanity….
