New rule for vaginaphobes: if you can’t say it, you can’t probe it! How ‘bout if you don’t have one, you don’t get to make laws governing it? KTHNXBYE!!!
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Today’s “WTF???” moment is brought to you by Democrats for Santorum…and, yes, you read that correctly.
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You’re Invited to Dine With Barack Obama for $35,800. No, thanks; I’ll just hit the drive-through at Jack-in-the-Box and grab something on the way over, ‘kay??
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How to Answer “What Is Your Greatest Weakness?”. My greatest weakness? It’s wanting to choke the crap out of morons who ask questions about my greatest weakness.
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The Neo-Nazis of Hipster Brooklyn. Yeah, I know; sometimes freedom of speech and expression can be a real pain in the ass, knowhutimean??
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How I Became Amazon’s Pitchman For a 55-Gallon Drum of Personal Lubricant on Facebook. I don’t know; is there a black market for lube??
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When you rear-end a truck carrying a jet engine and 200 gallons of jet fuel, you have to know that your day is about to go from merely sucky to completely hellacious in a heartbeat.
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“Twitter Is Not Your Personal Playground,” ESPN Reminds Its Employees. Uh, yeah; actually it kinda is. #goplayinthestreet
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Lawsuit Over Bursting Testicle Alleges Professional Wrestling Is Fake. Wait…professional wrestling is fake?? There goes what little remaining faith I had in humanity.
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Boykin: ‘Islam is Evil’. Uh..no; ignorance is evil. Stupidity is evil. Arrogance, self-righteousness, and bigotry are evil. Islam is just a different way of defining an imaginary friend in the sky.
