March 31, 2012 6:12 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

The Sisterhood of the Exercise-Induced Orgasm. Oh, so THAT’S why she’s so excited to go to they gym….

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Wingnuts Outraged by Casting of Elegant Actress Jane Fonda as ‘Hollywood Blow—- Queen’ Nancy Reagan. How ‘bout y’all just get over your self-righteous high horse, ‘kay?? The Vietnam War ended, what, 37 years ago? Let it go, already…and find something else to blow a ventricle over, willya??

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Lt. Governor Calley not cold-hearted enough for the tea party. If God had intended for children with autism to be treated, they’d have been born healthy.

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The 5 Stages Of The Political Death Cycle. Denial is more than just a river in Egypt. It’s evidently the driving force in Republican politics.

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Operation Midnight Climax: How the CIA Dosed S.F. Citizens with LSD. Well, that certainly explains a lot about San Francisco, eh?

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Afghanistan War Is Now More Unpopular Than Iraq War. Hey, Osama bin-Laden’s dead; wasn’t that the primary rationale for going to war in Afghanistan in the first place??

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78 minutes in the life (and near death) of Fabrice Muamba. Muamba is one very lucky man. That he’s not dead is a testament to those who cared for him immediately and with astonishin professionalism.

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Inside Hezbollah’s Terror Tech Museum. You say “terrorist.” We say “Freedom Fighter.”

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Televangelists Jan and Paul Crouch Live Like Jesus With $100,000 Motorhome For Their Dogs. It’s What Jesus Would Do.

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NOPD Suspends Racist Cop for Proving It With Invite to ‘Join Trayvon Martin in Hell’. Better to be thought an ignorant racist than to remove any lingering doubt by posting comments on Facebook while on desk duty for your role in another shooting.

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