Olympic Beach Volleyball: Women Can Wear Shorts Instead Of Bikinis At London Games. Well-conditioned athletic women in bikinis: the best- and really, only- reason to watch beach volleyball.
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Alaska is not a giant petting zoo where all the moose are docile and love being accosted by tourists. Far from it.
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Start Stockpiling Maple Syrup. You’ll want to be certain you’re prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse.
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The Ron Paul Roadies Had To Go Home. I admire commitment, but there’s a fine line between commitment and silliness. These folks long ago obliterated that line.
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Barney Frank: Romney Has ‘Meanness At His Core’. Sadly, don’t most Republican politicians these days? It’s like they’ve stopped trying to camouflage their mean-spirited ideology.
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The racist campaign to smear Trayvon Martin continues. Stay classy…or not.
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Jose Canseco wants to teach you about the realities of global climate change. Yeah, right after he teaches you his own special brand of financial (mis)management.
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Oh, and in case you’ve somehow forgotten: MITT ROMNEY IS TERRIFYING!!
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Crazed Sheriff Joe Arpaio Cracks Down on Dog Sex in Arizona Arpaio knew something was wrong when he found the dog in bed, smoking a cigarette.
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Child Killer Yells ‘Go Cowboys!’ During Execution. Let’s hope that God’s a Cowboys fan.
