Ladies, as if you needed another reason to feel inadequate about your ability to do what you were put on this Earth to do- attract men- now there’s something else wrong with you.
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How Many Calories You Burn Having Sex, Eating Pizza, And Smoking a Cigarette (According To The Nike Fuelband). BEST. WORKOUT. EVER.
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Born in the Gulag: Why a North Korean Boy Sent His Own Mother to Her Death. And you thought your childhood sucked….
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RIP Texts From Hillary, 2012-2012. Jeebus, all of a week from birth to demise. Sounds like someone was afraid they wouldn’t be able to live up to the hype over the long haul.
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Did Religious Right Leaders Spike Santorum’s Campaign? Nah, I think Dan Savage has video of Santorum in flagrante delicto with a gay hooker and he threatened to go public unless Santorum pulled out…’cuz you know Santorum doesn’t believe in pulling out.
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Teen Pregnancies Highest In States With Abstinence-Only Policies. Or in states with at least one Palin.
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Meet the Rising Republican Star Who Would Love to Punch Hillary Clinton in the Face. Ciara Matthews- just another classy former Hooters waitress with nothing to offer but bluster and ignorance. When you’re a Conservative and you have no factual argument, smug arrogance is always a good fallback option. Same as it ever was.
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Romney Campaign Enlists GOP Women Who Opposed Equal Pay Bills To Attack Obama. Because evidently some women are OK with the idea of being treated as second class citizens.
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Smokers who enjoy menthol cigarettes are reportedly twice as likely to have cool, refreshing strokes.
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Kinda funny how cockroaches scatter when you turn on the lights, isn’t it??
