April 18, 2012 7:09 AM

Today's dispatch from the attic

Impeachment is not a toy. Then why do so many on the Far Right so blithely toss around the idea of impeaching the President? Evidently, “high crimes and misdemeanors” is code for “we can impeach the President because we don’t like his ideas and policies.” And because he’s an American-hating Muslim Socialist.

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Weightlifter says dumbbell fell on bullet that shot him in shoulder. Darwin Award FAIL….

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Faith-based budgeting. For verily Jesus said unto the masses, “Let there be massive tax breaks for the wealthy.”

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Worst Person in the World. Inquiring minds want to know: why are so many Republicans condescending dicks?

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The anatomy of a Mitt Romney lie. This is what you get when you nominate a man who lies as easily as he breathes.

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Georgia Farmers Face Another Worker Shortage Because Of Harmful Immigration Law. Thanks, Tea Party!!

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Cory Booker Fire Rescue: #CoryBookerStories Imagines Mayor’s Other Superhero Acts. It looks like Chuck Norris has some competition.

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Dolan On Contraceptive Fight: “It’s A Freedom Of Religion Battle”. Uh…no, it’s not; it’s about the stunning hypocrisy of the Catholic Church’s hierarchy. After all, they’ll pay for Viagra, right? But contraception is beyond the pale. Gimme a break…and lose the hypocrisy while you’re at it.

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Bacon cocktail… need I say more?. No, you really don’t.

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Report: Virginia Tech Massacre Cost Taxpayers Almost $50 Million. Honestly, I’d say it cost a lot more than just money.

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