The Truck Nutz report from South Carolina indicates that over there, the species is being hunted to extinction: “For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.”
We all know this country is going to Hell in a handbasket. Situational ethics, moral relativism, same-sex marriage, Kardashian weddings- all these things and more are harbingers of the insidious moral decay eating at the very foundation of this great country.
Perhaps the single biggest threat to America’s moral health (well, OK, after same-sex marriage and godless Liberalism) is…wait for it…TruckNutz. They may seem like innocent decorations one might hang on their truck’s trailer hitch…but once loosed on a morally fragile public, who knows what damage they could do to our poor, impressionable children?
Thankfully, brave law enforcement personnel in South Carolina have take it upon themselves to stand up for all that’s right and godly by ticketing motorists who defy public decency and morality by flaunting their TruckNutz on the state’s roads. Hey, someone needs to stand up for America; if we can’t depend on law enforcement personnel to stand up for American values, then who can we depend on?
It’s What Jesus Would Do…right??
