May 27, 2012 7:43 AM

Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Truly, the Zombie Apocalypse is nigh

Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said…. According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away. Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area. The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

If you’re like me, you’re probably thinking that this is an outtake from The Walking Dead. Not exactly the Chamber of Commerce moment that city fathers might have been hoping for heading into the Memorial Day weekend, eh?

“Naked man on MacArthur Causeway eating another man’s face”?? Nope, ain’t no way I’m going to be able to top that one.

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