Obama's Amerika: The threat to good, God-fearing Christian patriots is even worse than we'd suspected

(Ed. note- this post has been satirized for your protection)

Any REAL American patriot implicitly understands the threat that Barack Obama, our Black Socialist Kenyan Islamofascist President represents to those love America and Jesus. How bad have things become under Obama? Well, in a public service effort to edumicate the American Sheeple ahead of November’s impending election, I’m providing a handy guide to the many and varied ways that Barack Obama is undermining America in preparation to turn it over to those who would impose Sharia and force good, God-fearing Christian Americans to prostrate themselves before Allah or face certain death.

1. We now have irrefutable evidence that Barack Obama and his fellow Democrats plan to murder (no doubt after torturing) Christians. How do we know this? Because an full-page ad in central Louisiana’s Daily Advertiser says so.

2. It’s official; Obama had ordered the TSA to provide Muslims with waivers that will allow them to bypass security checkpoints at airports. That’s right; swarthy Islamofascist terrorists will be allowed to board planes without so much as a cursory glance, while grannies and babies will be subjected to invasive cavity searches.

3. Unlike REAL Americans like Jonah Goldberg, Barack Obama believes that Socialism is better than Capitalism. You can redistribute my wealth when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers, Comrade.

4. So Barack Obama killed Osama bin-Laden. Big deal. George W. Bush, a REAL White American President wasn’t even all that concerned with bin-Laden.

5. While REAL Christian American patriots are sleeping, Barack Obama is planning to legalize terrorism. Really. Democrats are not only soft on terrorism, they’re PROMOTING political/religious violence directed against peaceful, God-fearing American patriots!!

6. Obama is JUST LIKE Josef Stalin…except for the mustache. Hey, if it’s on WorldNet Daily, it must be true.

7. Obama has forgotten that the wages of sin is death.

8. “President Obama has called Jesus a liar.”

9. President Obama is planning to murder children with asthma. How long before he’s pushing a plan to rid America of children with diabetes…or obesity…or high blood pressure…or who are Green Bay Packers fans??

10. Barack Obama is just like Kim Kardashian…except for the derriere Hey, if Rush Limbaugh is talking about it, it must be true.

You see, if more Americans would wake up and listen to Donald Trump, Joe Arpaio, and Rush Limbaugh, we might stand a chance of cleaning up the moral cesspool that is America under Obama. America needs more righteous, God-fearing patriots like Scott Walker and the Koch brothers!

Hey, Romney may be a Mormon…but at least he’s White. And isn’t that what’s really important here??