I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to god, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answer at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don’t. Same as god 50/50. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit’s foot, and the wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat’s testicles. It’s all the same; 50/50. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.
- George Carlin
Evangelical Christian Radio Host Says ‘Tax Atheists Who Don’t Go To Church!’: I have an even better idea that will make even MORE money! How about taxing all self-superior, self-righteous Christians who hold themselves above other, lesser mortals, and yet couldn’t lead a Christ-like life if the Savior Himself appeared and gave a Master’s class on how to do it?
The truly sad thing about this? I mean, besides the fact that people like this vote? It’s that Bryan Fischer thought this was a GREAT idea.
Bryan Fischer: Did the American Revolution violate Romans: How do you convince Conservative Christians (and the heathen, godless majority) that your crazy, crackpot ideas are righteous and correct? Easy; just keep repeating them. Before long, you’ll be seen as a prophet who speaks nothing but the truth.
Hey, it worked for Josef Goebbels and the Nazis. I believe Goebbels referred to is as “The Big Lie.” Fischer couldn’t hold Goebbels’ jock, but that hasn’t stopped him from trying to ape him.
The Smithsonian Institution is Using a Creation Museum Dinosaur In Its Advertising: Who says dinosaurs can’t love Jesus??
Besides, this separation of Church and State thing is WAY overrated, don’tchathink??
‘The Response’ Returns to Hold One Last Prayer Rally Before the Election in Kansas City. One last chance for good, God-fearing White Christian patriots to claim that America rightfully belongs to them…and only them.
How Corrupt Catholics and Evangelicals Abuse Religious Freedom: Religion in the hands of corrupt zealots is just another means to oppress and exert control over vulnerable classes of people who either lack or are unable to use their own voice to demand their rights.
Christianity in cases like this is simply an extension of political control and another means of enforcing conformity among the masses.
Moore: ‘False Religions’ in America are Persecuting Christians; Undocumented Immigrants Have More Rights than Citizens: There’s no such thing as an oppressed majority, and no matter how much “Christians” like Roy Moore bleat about being oppressed by non-Christians, it’s simply not true. These are merely code words for a small minority of Christians who seek to force all Americans to worship their flavor of God…or face the consequences of disobedience.
It’s as much Christianity as mint chocolate chip ice cream is a cure for cancer.
Bryan Fischer: Homosexuality or liberty - America must choose since we can’t have both: Hmm…methinks someone protesteth a wee bit too much. Could it be that Fischer is hiding something- perhaps even from himself- or is he just that afraid of his own sexuality?
Boykin: Obama Administration has Shown ‘Support for the Infiltration of the Muslim Brotherhood into our Government’: One of the beautiful things about America is the freedom of speech and expression we all enjoy. Of course, now and again that speech is thoroughly unhinged and lacking any basis in truth or reality.
Could be it that Boykin simply can’t stomach the idea of a Black man in the White House?
