July 5, 2012 6:06 AM

This is your brain. This is your brain on Fox News Channel.

Bill O’Reilly Apologizes: ‘I May Be An Idiot’: He most certainly is, but I’ll give him credit for having the self-awareness and honesty to admit it.

Model predicts ‘religiosity gene’ will dominate society: Will? I hardly think it’s a stretch to say that we’re already there. Just try to run for office as an avowed atheist; you’d have better odds as a registered sex offender.

German elites view southern Europeans as inferior: Hmm…Germans viewing other races as inferior…where have we seen that before??

Who says history isn’t circular??

In jail for being in debt: And you’d been thinking that debtor’s prisons were a bad idea that were abolished in the 19th century, right? Well, welcome to Republican Amerika, a place where you can be thrown in jail over your inability to pay your credit card debt.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of…oh, never mind….

Enough, “Spider-Man”: No more origin stories!: Are there ANY original stories in Hollywood? Evidently none that any studio mogul thinks will make any money.

Investigation Reveals Secrets Of Murky Practices In Mitt’s Past: Hmm…Mitt Romney, that inveterate vulture capitalist, guilty of dishonestly, immoral, and unethical business practices? Whodathunkit??

Insane Man Goes Hunting For Murderous “Testicle-Eating” Fish: Today on “Great Moments in Cringe-Worthiness”….

A Cruel and Unusual Record: Americans, and their government, are very good at condemning other countries (Yeah, we’re looking at you, Syria) for their abysmal human rights record. Yet we somehow grow blinders when it comes to taking a look at our own record…which ain’t exactly spotless.

No hypocrisy to see here, people…move along….

When The Machines Finally Take Over, It Will Be Because Of The Assholes Who Designed A Robot That Cheats At Rock-Paper-Scissors: When we invent machines that can cheat faster than Mitt Romney can lie…we’re in big trouble.

Justin Bieber Invites Stalkers to Watch Him Eat Naked, and Other Web Goodness: This is just SO wrong, and on SO many different levels, that I don’t even know where to start.

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